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Justin: [kisses Brian's cheek]

Brian: What the fuck was that?

Justin: Affection.

Brian: Disgusting.

Justin:

Brian:

Brian: Do it again.

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Brian: you know what I enjoy most of all?

Justin: what?

Brian: waking up in the morning and smacking that ass of yours.

Justin: Brian, you know how to make a gay man swoon.

Brian: shut up and kiss me, you twink.

*and then they make out passionately, having sex afterwards*

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Brian: (mumbles) I really want to kiss you.

Justin: What?

Brian: I said, if you die I won't miss you.

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Justin: I'm going to a party

Brian: Will you be drinking?

Justin: No.

Brian: Will you be having sex?

Justin: NO!

Brian: Then why the hell are you going!?

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Justin: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Brian: I am paying as little attention as I possibly can.

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Brian: What are you doing?

Justin: Smelling a rose.

Brian: Weird. (whispering) I wish I was that rose.

Justin: What?

Brian: I SAID YOU'RE GROSS

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Emmett: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Brian: Hey, Michael, how tall are you?

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Ted: Don't say a word!

Emmett: ...fergalicious.

Ted: I said no words!

Emmett: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.