#source: oopsprompts

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: You met me yesterday.

Rum Tum Tugger: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Raine: If we’re going to go to this party, you absolutely cannot bite anyone.

Eda: What if they’re bigots?

Raine:

Raine: OK, you can bite some people.

[hyperfixation-hideout]

this was too close to canon not to do

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: I would die for you.

Ladybug: Yeah, but you won’t shut up for me, will you?

[beatlesdiscord]

George, meditating: the most important part of this technique is total relaxation

Paul: that's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person

[incorrectinthenetherworld]

Balam: The most important part of this technique is total relaxation.

Kalego: That's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Why would you give a knife to Warlock???

Rogue: They felt unsafe.

Paladin: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Rogue: Would you like a knife?

[nixariel]