#source: rangers apprentice

[incorrect-vast-error]

Secily: Stop! What have you been doing? What's wrong with Proserpina? How are you? What's this all about?!

Yeshin: I'm glad to see you rate your sword more important than me.

[absolutely-correct-one-piece]

The Straw Hats and Law completely surrounded:

Law: When I told you to go and get the other Straw Hats, this isn't exactly what I had in mind...

Luffy: Don't worry, we've got them surrounded- from the inside!

[incorrectsandersbois-sides]

Logan, reassuring Virgil: I'm sure we're all nervous, we'd be stupid not to be.

Roman: Well, I'm not!

[incorrect-cloakanddagger-quotes]

“‘And trust me,’ said Tyrone, who had kissed two women in his entire life— and one of them his mother—‘I know about women.’”

[homestuck-probably]

Sollux: So what’s Karkat got to complain about?

Aradia: Apparently Terezi threw him into the moat

Sollux: Into his own moat, you say?

Kanaya: I know the man deserved it, but we can’t have people going around throwing knights into the moat. It’s not … Diplomatic.

[incorrectyoungjustusquotes]

Bart: oh, its a case of they'll think I'll think that They'll do A, so they'll do B because I wouldn't think they'd think of that but then because I might think I know what they're thinking they'll do A after all, because I wouldn't think they'd think that way.

*stunned silence*

Tim: You know, I'm almost impressed

[incorrect-vast-error]

Secily: How do we get there? How did you get HERE, by the way?

Necron: Do you ever manage to ask just one question at a time? Or does it always have to be multiple choice with you?

Secily: Do I do that? Are you sure?

[crownarg-the-watchers]

Going back to the cabin in the trees,

Going back to the creek beneath the hill.

There's a girl who used to live there when I left,

But I doubt she'll be waiting for me still.

Never thought I'd be gone so many years.

When I left always planned that I'd return

But time slips away before we know

That's just one more lesson that we learn.