#source: rush

[rwbybutincorrect]

Doctor: Miss Schnee? Your wife's awake. [Referring to Ruby]

Weiss: Really? How is she? Has she said anything?

Doctor: Yes, she said "Tell the priest to fuck off, I'm not dead yet"

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Dazai, to Chuuya: I should warn you, I'm not going to be any good at this. "Bringing flowers" and "holding hands". I'll probably forget your birthday. But if I'm going to do this with anyone, it might as well be you.

[2dfangirl]

Doctor: Miss Sparkle? Your wife's awake. [Referring to Sunset]

Twilight: Really? How is she? Has she said anything?

Doctor: Yes, she said "Tell the priest to fuck off, I'm not dead yet"

[adreamersmusings-blog]

                                        If you choose not to decide

                                                         you 

                                                        STILL

                                                   have made a

                                                      CHOICE

[genderfluidsodapopcurtis]

Steve: [proposing] I should warn you, I'm not gonna be any good at this. "Bringing flowers" and "holding hands." I'll probably forget your birthday. But if I'm gonna do this with anyone, it might as well be you.

Evie: My God, a poet.

[wholesomesonic]

[incorrectmfmmquotes]

Bert: It’s terrible. Drives like a pig.

Phryne: Oh, you can’t say that.

Cec: Why not?

Phryne: It’s a Ferrari!

Bert: It’s a shitbox! It under-steers like crazy and the weight distribution is a disaster. It’s amazing - all these dealerships, and you buy a piece of crap like this.

Phryne: *shocked gasp*

Cec: *mocking gasp*

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Calvin: It’s terrible. Drives like a pig.

Victor: Oh, you can’t say that.

Calvin: Why not?

Victor: It’s a Ferrari!

Calvin: It’s a shitbox! It under-steers like crazy and the weight distribution is a disaster. It’s amazing - all these dealerships, and you buy a piece of crap like this.

Victor: *shocked gasp*

Calvin: *mocking gasp*