#source: siri

[incorrect-trekquotes]

spock: people keep telling me i am cool

kirk: that's because you are cool!

spock: people are cool. i am... efficient

[incorrect-mcsm]

Jesse, to PAMA: Hey PAMA, what’s zero divided by zero? PAMA: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Lukas is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

[incorrectgtlivequotes]

chris: what’s zero divided by zero?

jason: imagine that you have zero cans of diet coke and you split them evenly among zero friends. how many cans does each person get? see? it doesn’t make sense. and matthew is sad that there is no diet coke, and you are sad that you have no friends.

[incorrect-bemorechill-quote-blog]

Jeremy: What’s zero divided by zero?

The SQUIP: Imagine that you have zero bottles of Mountain Dew Red and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many bottles does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Michael is sad that there is no Mountain Dew Red, and you are sad that you have no friends.

The SQUIP: Does that answer your question?

[incorrectchampionsquotes]

Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

Viv Vision

[incorrectk3vquotes]

Jeremy: What’s zero divided by zero?

Jared: Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Mickey is sad that there is no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

[ilanashouldbewriting]

Someone: Are you male or female?

Nev: I'm not sure we have time for this.