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things that the theorists didn't say on the livestream, but they probably would. check my main gtlive blog @pressxtoflirt!

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steph: i guess i’m just too tough to cry.

matt: just today you were crying about snakes.

steph: they don’t have any arms!

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jason: *panicking* why would you bring her here? i thought we were friends!

matt: what? i don’t understand! what’s the problem?

steph: *reading from flash cards* heey t-dog. what is up in this… hizz-ouse?

matt: *quietly starts crying*

jason: are you crying?

matt: there’s just so much beauty in the world, you know?

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matt: ask me why i love you.

steph: why do you love me?

matt, pulling out a 500 page lesson plan: i thought you'd never ask.

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jason: women are very hard to read.

steph: actually, we just want -

jason: such complex creatures.

steph: if you'd just listen -

jason: so mysterious.

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chris: what are you reading?

matt: a book of things i love.

chris: matthew, those are just pictures of stephanie.

matt: oh, what a coincidence.

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matt: i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

matt: and if there are cats in outer space i love them, too.

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jason, about matt: he made a shirt that says 'i love stephanie', and he wears it under all of his clothes.

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literally anybody: raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by scott cawthon.

team theorist, but especially matt: *raises their hands*

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steph: you have no idea what i'm capable of.

jason: don't take that personally but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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matt: things i want: snuggles.

matt: things i receive: struggles.

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chris: i'm very strong. i could fight off maybe twenty snails. twenty-one on a good day.

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jason: physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll.

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matt: stephanie, you're like an angel without wings.

steph: so, like a person?

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steph, as matt balances her on his legs: matthew. do i even weigh anything to you?

matt: nope. it's like holding a couple of grapes.

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matt: hey jason? take your sass, and put it in your pocket.

jason: what?

matt: your sass? just put it in your pocket.

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matt: i'll do it. but only for the attention.

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steph: school is cool. that's why it rhymes.