#source: skyrim

[what-life-is-really-like]

Mr. D: Please don't tell me that another one of the campers has been incinerated. I have enough to deal with right now.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Norg: Hey Flurious, fine day isn't it? Flurious: It is not a fine day and I'm insulted you're implying that it is.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Edwin: Dangerous knowledge is still knowledge, and therefore useful. Usually turns out to be the most useful, in my experience.

[shitpost-quote]

"What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

-Paarthurnax, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[crazyaboutto]

MC to Leona about Malleus:

[incorrectbensler]

Elliot: So what's the news on the streets, Captain?

Olivia: The brass are uneasy. There's a killer on the loose. And my squad won't leave me alone.

Elliot: Would you like a drink?

Olivia: Oh, very much so.

[incorrectwimpykidquotes]

Rodrick: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to.

Rodrick: *goes to sleep*

[incorrect-tolkien]

Pippin: Go to college, my dad said. Use your smarts, he said. Like I'm supposed to know which college he meant!