#source: spongebob

[spaghettiandart]

that divorce was ROUGH dude w

[nectarinez-rule]

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Bob, you’re a genius!

Bob: I get called that a lot.

Yelena: A genius?

Bob: No, Bob.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Ribbit: I don’t know what to do! Kaufmo, we need a new approach... a new tactic!

Kaufmo: I GOT IT— LETS GET NAKED—

Ribbit: No, no, no— let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.

Kaufmo: Oh [bonk!], I already texted Jax—

Jax: YOU [BOI-OI-OING!]—

[seratheweirdo]

Grace: Excuse me, but you seem to be forgetting who the real winner will be... *he gestures to Rocky* My best friend. Simon: Grace, that's a rock. Grace: Yeah, thanks I know. He's got nerves of steel.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Xiangling: Okay, let's say that Chongyun there stole your ice cream. What would you say?

Yaoyao: Hey! That's my ice cream!

Xiangling: Good! Now let 'em have it!

Yaoyao: [smiles] You can have it!

Xiangling: [facepalms]

[atzchantara]

incorrect quotes no.3

hongjoong: can you not stand so close? you're making me claustrophobic. chantara: what does claustrophobic mean? mingi: it means he's afraid of santa claus. hongjoong: no it doesn't. chantara: ho, ho, ho! mingi, panicking: stop it, noona! you're scaring him!

[unintentionaloracle]

Drew: Come back, Cody!

Cody: Drew, I'm not coming back to SmackDown.

Drew: I miss you!

Drew: Randy misses you!

Drew: Even SOLO misses you!

Meanwhile Solo: *is partying in front of a banner that says "Cody's Been Gone For Two Weeks"*