Robber 1: Bro, you got it?
Robber 2: Yeah, bro, just swiped this purse outta that girlās hands.
R1: Perfect. Ok, I got the scooter so we can get- wait, whyās there suddenly music playing?
R2: Huh? Oh, for some reason when I robbed her, she started singing out of nowhere.
R1: Singing? What exactly did this girl look like?
R2: Oh it wasnāt just one, there were three of them. I think they were undercover but they seemed familiar. They kinda looked like that band, uh⦠Hunter X?
R1: Huntr- you robbed Huntr/x?!?
R2: Yeah, bro, why are you freaking out?
R1: Bro, the same Huntr/x that regularly does publicity stunts where they fight demons?!? One of them straight up slashed a fire god out of existence at their last concert!
R2: Cmon bro, everyone knows thatās not real
R1: Not rea- bro even so they do their own stunts! They run on trains, rooftops, one time even in a bathhouse! It would be like robbing Jackie Chan!
R2: They do pull off some crazy stunts, ngl
R1: Ok, maybe itās not so bad! Maybe we can get out of this. Which one did you rob? Please tell me it wasnāt Rumi
R2: The purple one? Nah, bro. Iām smart enough not to mess with the leader
R1: Ok, good, you still have some brain cells
R2: Yeah bro, I made sure to rob the weak one
R1: Zoey? I mean, hey donāt underestimate her man. She could still beat you up while roasting you with some heat
R2: What? Oh, no, I didnāt rob the black bun rapper, bro.
R1: Wait, but that just leavesā¦NO
R2: Yeah, I robbed the last one with the black cap and the glasses. I aināt afraid of some girl with cutesy pink hair and pigtails!
R1, starting the scooter: Nah, bro, Iām out. You got it.
R2: What? Where are you going?
R1: Bro, Mira is the LAST one you wanna mess with. Girl will beat you down and turn it into the rhythm for their next song. Itās like messing with Raph the ninja turtle!
Mira: Heās right, you know
R1: I know Iām right! Which is why Iām getting ou- O_o
Mira, pulling out the spear: Any last words, boys? Nothing personal, I just canāt have anyone know I was carrying a purse
R2: Weāre not afraid of you, right bro- *scooter screeches in the distance*
Mira: If it makes you feel better, Iām going after him once Iām done with you