#source: stephen colbert

[womens-wrongs-activist]

Dorothy: You dated the Wicked Witch of the East? The evil governor of Munchkin Land?

Tin-Boq: She was not the evil governor of Munchkin Land when I dated her. That was her father.

[cleverclove]

When white people stay in their lanes and remain anti-racist, they age SO well

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Dabi: An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Buford: An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

[sunset-telepath]

Sophie: Humans are ingenious - they're not a bunch of quitters!

Fintan: You still have faith in humans after logging on to Twitter?

Sophie: ...

Sophie: Touché

[incorrectavengersalliance]

[selphiahaven]

[incorrect-purple-hyacinth]

March: We’re not mad. We’re just disappointed.

Herman: Actually, I’m mad. I’m very mad.

Tristan: I’m also very mad.

March: Oh. Okay. I guess we’re mad.