#sourcebot

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If you want me to see something, send an ask, please!

Or an email, or message me on Dreamwidth, or, something. I am only using Tumblr mobile right now, and IM usually refuses to load, and obviously I have made my notifications useless. They’re just hundreds of pages of:

* “source?”

* “OP you HAVE to make the source bot you HAVE to”

* “OP already made the source bot and is already murdered”

* opaque references to unfamiliar TV shows drifting dreamily and meaninglessly past me, ghosts before the sightless eyesockets of a dry and empty corpse.

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I did not make the “sourcebot” account that has exactly one (1) post, replying to my own post. Please stop asking me about that account. These questions are personally hurtful.

If I were actually going to make-or-fake the sourcebot - I’m not - I would obviously be using it to bother people other than myself. A couple years ago I made a bot that read Kafka’s Metamorphosis to Twitch Plays Pokemon line-by-line and just let it run two or three times.

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Q. Why have you not actually written Sourcebot?

A. I did! And then it got mad at me and took over the neighbors’ Roomba and scooted over here and tried to stab me. Neighbors wouldn’t tape the knife to it first, so it’s just inadvertently vacuuming the house as it follows me around, seeking a method by which to harm me.

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All the “source?” responses would be more useful to me if I were actually brain-okay enough, right now, to write the bot but have it respond to them, and only them, as described.

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What is the correct MLA format for citing a song a goblin sang in Dwarf Fortress

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What is the correct MLA format for citing a dream I had

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I’m gonna make a fucking bot that every sixty seconds reblogs a text post with the response “source?” and I will run this bot until somebody hires a darknet hitman to kill me