Human recipe blog post, which is seasonal and appropriate, by me (alive person)
Well folks time of year is fast approaching here in location on earth country continent, where I live (DON'T WE ALL!), and as we people all know that means it's the season to put some stuff in a saucepan.
So now you have got to listen up, to this narrative, which establishes my authenticity as a human that's alive, and eats and has meaningful relationships with similar ones, and you know haha, EXISTS in some kinda SPECIFIC BOUNDED PHYSICAL AND TEMPORAL ARENA, which you had damn well better believe distinguishes me from many other humans, in, some way.
TODO narrative taking place in earlier time period when body had less mass (proportion of difference???) with like appropriate interactions with genetically-similar humans (+ dogs?????? are these dogs genetically-similar too, what is significance of dogs)
I'm sure some of you out there can relate, as humans that have hands with fingernails! Ha.
So now you have also got a relationship with a food I made or ate, or you want such a relationship, however that works.
Earlier I put some stuff in a saucepan and I took its picture.
The second picture is slightly different from the first one, they’re not the same.
Okay I fucked up this part and I didn't note down the proportions but that's relateable also, and this stuff I fucked up? It's really good stuff, it's got both common inexpensive ingredients and others that aren't, because I am the sort of alive human, whose cultural context, makes that reasonable, to have those things. This is both relateable and aspirational in some fashion, for, alive humans SUCH AS OURSELVES... self-deprecating remark... you boil the stuff.
I'm supposed to put a photo of the finished thing last but it's not done it's still on the stove, here's a picture of a dog, we like those.