#southsides

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fangs: if i run and jump at sweet pea, he’ll certainly catch me in his arms

fangs running towards him: COMING IN !!!

sweet pea: NO! IM HOLDING HOT COFFEE-

sweet pea: *drops coffee to catch him* fuck you, fangs.

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black hood: *points gun at sweet pea and toni*

black hood: give me all of your money if you want to live!

sweet pea: bold of you to assume i want to live

toni: bold of you to assume i have money

fangs, getting shot: guys, now is not the time

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Fangs: What country has the most birds?

Sweet Pea: Portu-geese.

Fangs: Wait, that’s a language.

Sweet Pea: Portu-gull.

Fangs: Nice recovery. Or should I say re-dove-ry

[later]

Fangs: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

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Sweet Pea: I DO WHAT I WANT

Fangs: I’m calling Toni.

Sweet Pea: no wait

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Fangs: Hey what time is it?

Sweet Pea: I don’t know, pass me the trombone and I’ll find out.

Sweet Pea: [blasts the trombone]

Toni: Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Sweet Pea: It’s two A.M.

Fangs: ... Figured

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Sweet Pea: Don't say a word

Fangs: ... fergalicious

Sweet Pea: I said no words!

Fangs: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. how convenient for you!

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Penny & the ghoulies: *breathes in the direction of Fangs*

Me: *crackling knuckles* i think the fuck not u trick ass bitch

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Sweet Pea: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk

Fangs: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Sweet Pea: [tearing up] Because you are!