#soyspeaks

[leftboobsoymilk]

I'm getting starkid ads

FUCKING SUPERB.

[leftboobsoymilk]

personal HC that tsukishima hogs the mic on karaoke nights when he's wasted or even buzzed,, Yamaguchi is no help, just slings an arm around him and enables tsukki to go ape shit singing to,, whatever he has blasting in his headphones all day,,

Don't tell me that this boy doesn't have 'performing on stage all edgy and shit' brainrot,,

[leftboobsoymilk]

May I, perchance, suggest Ghiblicore?

cottagecore, but make it more watercolor and softer and a lil more minimal? What do you guys think?

[leftboobsoymilk]

I bet todoroki listens to kpop

he likes the aesthetic, and holds massive respect for their precision in dancing and intense work ethic

I bet he practices the dances at home, albeit clumsily (remember how he canonically suggested that 1A dances in that one arc? he mentioned that twice, the boy just wants to dance ,, )

i imagine he'd like exo, day6, or stray kids

imagine him using enji's card to buy merch to support his favorite groups or to book tickets to a concert

I wonder how 1A would react if they found out 👀

[leftboobsoymilk]

to my moots, I'll be gone for awhile bc of exam week, plus December to Feb is always pretty busy in my college :0 love you all though!! I'll be coming back once school work and everything calms down!

[leftboobsoymilk]

please stop picking flowers when there are perfectly pretty flowers that already fell from their mother, just chilling on the ground im

[leftboobsoymilk]

I just started haikyuu and I fucking love tsukishima, what a little shit

something about snarky Bois just hit different

the sassy banter ,, the conversations consisting of mostly roasting each other n riling each other up ,, the dry humor ,,

the resulting softness when they let you past their defenses, or when they go too far and turn all quietly apologetic n gentle aa

bonus if they're highkey lowkey affection-starved, or secretly are a big softie for things that would typically 'ruin their image'

I'm a sucker for the 'i'm an asshole to everyone/fuck everyone— except you ily' trope ugh

[leftboobsoymilk]

nth sign of compulsory heteronormativity

Power imbalance in sexual interactions with men.

I was always the one leading. I always had control over the situation. They had no clue.

It made me smug, and disgusted, yet I pushed that down. Pretended I didn't feel it, never let is show on my face lest it ruined their mood. A hassle. A chore, to cater to their fragile pride, to know that they relied on me. It made me wonder— am I the proverbial asshole here? Am I the cruel one? What the hell is wrong with me?

I would lie through my teeth about how I enjoyed it, so I wouldn't break their ego. I would gush about how hot it was, ignoring the little voice in my head begging me to stop, and swallow the bile rising in my throat with a smile that was at odds with the coldness in my eyes.

I would leave feeling empty. Filthy. Fake. Nauseous.