I just remembered this is what God canonically looks like in South Park
No wonder Christophe fuckin hates this guy
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I just remembered this is what God canonically looks like in South Park
No wonder Christophe fuckin hates this guy
Remember that Pip and God thing I wanted to make? Yeah I'm gonna set that off to the side because I do NOT know how to make animatics/animations and I completely forgot how to draw God lmao
I'm gonna show it off anyway even with how ugly it looks because idk I still kinda like the effort of what I wanted and tried to do, even if I may not finish it for a long while, if possible
In fact it's heavily unfinished I'm sorry guys I know it looks so messy and stuff but all I have is a phone and a finger to make this stuff difhjsk
Just imagine Pip is a ghost crying over his body (or what's left of it let's be honest) and God is consoling him
Smash or Pass?
Smash
Pass
I like to think that God from South Park is a tricky guy who doesn't directly answer people
So when Stan asks why he hasn't gotten his period yet, instead of telling Stan he's physically incapable, He asks Stan if he wants to have a period. And Stan just says "yeah?"
Then God waves His paw and Stan is suddenly 4 years older with an active uterus with endometriosis and a shit ton of pain. So Stan is just smacked with a heavy fucking flow and pain. And then Stan is begging Him to make it stop. So God changes him back to how he was and then leaves for another 1000 years.
Owl Park: God, Satan and Saddam
Satan: I’m....I’m back?
God: yes, Satan, you’ve proved yourself worthy of returning to the kingdom of paradise.....welcome home.........son
Satan: but you kicked me out?!
God: you WERE being a monumentous dick...but it’s okay now! I even left your room just the way it was when you left! Jesus! Go set the table for Satan :)
Sorry guys I'm making a Pip and God project so everything else is on hold
Am I cooking, chat?