slow mornings with the Straw Hats in a bathroom much too small for a crew of 11
you brush your teeth in front of the sink closest to the door, while Sanji next to you meticulously shaves and grooms in the same mirror
Nami beside him at the next mirror with her dozen-step skincare routine, her hair pinned back out of the way and Luffy watching her while he pretends to brush his hair to appease her grooming standards (but he ends up leaving the bathroom with it still mussed and tangled until Robin can get ahold of him later)
Zoro at the third mirror splashing water on his face and calling it a day until Usopp reminds him to put deodorant on, while he does his hair care
Robin helping Franky with his robotic joints, since they tend to lock up overnight with hours of disuse and need to be greased in the mornings, and then applying her own moisturizers on her elbows, hands, face and legs
Brook picking crumbs and bits from choppers's fur that he missed during his bath the night before, telling the little doctor that he should really be bathing more thoroughly, but chopper is just a little guy and needs help reaching the top of his big ass head
and Jimbei sitting in the bath as his moisturizer, still clothed, but just soaking in steaming water with Nami's bath oils mixed for extra shiny scales
pardon my reader insert I'm just a girl. I literally have 4 fics in my drafts but noooo I need to write about sharing a bathroom with the Straw Hats. man fuck this.
like this one? well, I got plenty more where that came from! I even made a Masterlist











