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[crissmiranda]

I love your fanfiction spam, more please!

Well if you insist...

[crissmiranda]

Your next button is really stupid I was like "oh a plus I wonder what that does" and then it just goes next wtf I thougth It would be special.

it is special it takes you to the next page of my blog therefore you get more me AND THAT'S THE BEST THING YOU THANK THAT NEXT BUTTON

[crissmiranda]

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URL: okay | good | lovely | amazing | flawless |asdfghjkl

ICON: okay | good | lovely | amazing| flawless | asdfghjkl

THEME: okay | good | lovely | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

SIDEBAR: okay | good | lovely | amazing | flawless |asdfghjkl

POSTS: okay | good | lovely | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

OVERALL: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | marry me

FOLLOWING: No, sorry | Yes | I am Now | Follow Forever

[crissmiranda]

You would have one constantly singing "mastrubation"

i'd have three horcruxes and i'd probably try to destroy the masturbation one myself

[crissmiranda]

Too famous 4 me

[crissmiranda]

Sass

[everybodywantstoruleklaine]

"Uh.." *drops glasses* "Oh sorry." *picks them up* "People are saying i'm p-pretty but how can they w-hen you're so-" *trips* "sorry, you're just really pretty"

LOOOOL you're like the hottest one of the two of us!

[catssmellnice]

Rule 1- Post the rules.

Rule 2- Answer the questions the tagger left for you then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3- Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4- let them know they’ve been tagged.

Thanks to http://theasexualsloth.tumblr.com/ for tagging me!

1) What are your top three biggest pet peeves?

a) When people talk to me when my earbuds are in (and they get mad for not hearing/listening). b) confidence isn't bad but I do not like it when a girl's like "I'm pretty, fun, nice, (basically names all the good qualities possible)." c) I hate when I'm in a good position on the floor but I get a rug burn or the floor's too hard.

2) If you were going to die in 24 hours, how would you spend your remaining time? I'd cry, watch all my favorite episodes and movies and hug all my family and friends and pets goodbye and go on here and tell you guys I was dying and listen to music and read the last page of all my favorite books and try to fit in all my favorite games and listen to more music and take on death like a champion \m/. (I wasn't originally gonna say the last part but the music I'm listening to is sooo epic.)

3) If you could make it so that you could master any skill in five minutes what would you choose and why? Since everyone but me is at least a little good at at least one sport, I'd probably try to master a sport like volleyball or basketball or something. Like track. Yeah, track.

4) What’s the most memorable dream you’ve ever had? 

It was memorable in an unpleasant way. I don't know why I remember it so well. I had this dream when I was like, 7 or 8. Anyway, me, my brother, two other kids, and my parents were going on a roadtrip and we eventually arrived into a deserted industrial land. Before there were buildings, we went through a pitch black huge sewer-like tunnel but as we got near the end of the tunnel, with the daylight shining into it I saw a BUNCH of neanderthals staring back at me. I screamed and me and two others jumped to behind the backseat (storage space thing) and fired arrows with our plastic bows that came out of nowhere through the back window that we broke. The fourth kid stood up the sunroof to keep lookout or whatever. As they chased us, we killed a few of them but their skin was tough. Eventually we pulled into a wrecked empty house and we huddled into a corner. The two windows nearest to us broke open and glass shattered everywhere. The neanderthals broke in. Just before one stared right into me and approached me, I woke up. Thankfully.

5) What’s a song that you can’t listen to without feeling some strong emotion?

There are like a billion, but the first one that popped into my head at the moment was Lies by Marina and The Diamonds. It's not the lyrics that get to me, nor does it bring back any memories (that's usually how songs reach me). It's just that the tune seems meaningful or inspirational or something.

6) What are you looking forward to?

Summer. I'm so done with work and studying and socialization and worrying whether I should get something done or not. I just wanna sleep and wakeup whenever I want and stare at my screen with no worries for days.

7) When was the last time you cried, and why?

Like, real, sobbing-crying? I have no idea, I don't cry...I kinda just hold it in/viciously rant. But a week ago I tried to pick a label of a bottle and I hit myself in the eye with my nail that shouldn't've been that long.

8) What do you worry about the most?

Grades. Probably because if I get lower than a B my mom would murder me.

9) Name 3-5 of your best talents.

No big deal, but I can pogo stick to like 500 with or without hands. Believe it, yo.

I'm kinda a bit somewhat okay-ish and guitar. Ish.

Compared to the people I know, I'm kinda good at drawing but compared to everyone else, I SUCK.

10) What’s one of your favorite memories from your childhood?

It was nothing special but for winter break, my parents rented a cabin all triangular shaped and it was so cozy and pleasant and snow surrounded the place.

Also, when my cousins would come over and introduce me and my brother to all these songs and we'd spend all day listening to them and everything. 

11) If you could have two superpowers (one of them NOT being “the power to have any power”) which ones would they be? Being able to shoot fire out of my hands. Idk if that's bad or something because whenever I give that answer, the asker(s) usually get all silent. And then everyone gives the same answers, being able to be fast or can fly, the asker(s) gets all happy. What's wrong with fire powers?!? Oh I'd love to turn invisible too. So much would go down if I could turn invisible.

I looooove answering questions. Anyway, here's my 11.

1) Favorite food and drink and candy?

2) If you weren't to be judged, what color do you wish you were born with for your eye irises? And what color would your hair be? And also curly, straight, etc.?

3) If you could be friends with and live in a fictional character's world, who would it be?

4)  If you could only be in one fandom, what fandom would it be?

5) If you could choose to have the power to rewind, pause, or fast-forward life, which power would you choose?

6) What song would you pick if you could only listen to one song for a month?

7) What do you hope is gonna happen in the near future? (1-2 months)

8) What do you honestly want to be famous for? 

9) Where in the world do you want to live in for a week and only a week? (You're allowed to come back and live there for however long a few months after that week.)

10)  If you could have anything in your room right now, what would it be?

11) What's your favorite scent?