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[mckaytriarchy-1]

Thanksgiving Hardships of Rich White People- Nell and Shar

//I wrote this under the influence. ... I apologize. I'm also too lazy to look up proper methods of how rescues would transport multiple turkeythings at one time, so... you know. super serious rp abounds//

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The November air was crisp-- apple crisp, Sharon Puttyfoot decided with a small and certain nod of her head. "Chicka-chicka-chick-a!" she trilled, ignoring or outright oblivious to the the vaguely irritated looks angled in her direction by the volunteers of the Hands Helping Wings Poultry Rescue (Hamptons Branch). For their part, the turkeys in their large dog carriers were less than impressed, warbling crossly behind the wire doors.

Shar was married to a rather surly sort of man and often accompanied by a rooster. She was also the mother of a wide-eyed, curly haired moppet of a daughter: she was no stranger to cross noises, and went so far as to let out a dismissive puff of a sound at a turkey who had the nerve to lunge at wire grating with the intent to peck. "Oh, enough," she told the bird, and gave a little grunt as the massive crate was passed off to her. "One hour from now and you'll be happy as a turkey who survived Thanksgiving." For her trouble, she received another warble, and an evil-eyed look from the contents of the carrier.

That one was her favorite, she decided, and hopped with surprising deftness into the back of the truck. Her knee popped in spite of the fact, and she winced, stooping to rub at the spot.

"All right?" one of her companions asked, adjusting the baseball cap on her head.

Shar poked at her leg with token curiosity as her brows knit. Then, she glanced up, sounding faintly baffled as she replied, "You know, I haven't the faintest idea if I got around to telling Nell about becoming the proud protectors of... pilfered poult..." She trailed off, raised her eyebrows before clearing her throat. "How about that? Alliteration."

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[mckaytriarchy-1]

*Sends a ship with Dallas and Dante aboard*

Send me a ship….

…and I’ll tell you who holds what.  Ready?

The umbrella, when it rains - Truth be told, it could be either one of them! In public, Dallas probably has People to hold the umbrella. If Dante has a New Awesome Umbrella to show off, he’ll be doing the umbrella holding when they’re alone.

The popcorn at the cinema - Dallas. It’s his popcorn. HIS. U no can has. (Dante actually can has, and they probably bicker over the popcorn. At the very least, one of them will grab a handful of popcorn, lick it, and then put it back in the container. They probably have to avoid things generating into angry makeouts from there.)

The baby, when it cries - Dante! He had so many adopted siblings.

The ice cream cone, when they share - … That depends on which one of them is actively trying to get the other one in the sack, because there’s no way that’s going to remain a non-naughty scenario.

The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - That’s a toss-up, but they’ll wind up squabbling over it if one of them feels like picking a fight. The remote would just be incidental to the experience.

The basket, when they go shopping - Dante. Control of the pantry was long ago surrendered to him.

The door, on dates - Dallas, unless Dante feels like being a Dashing Gent. For the most part, Dallas tends to saunter around everywhere as if he owns the world, and therefore, he’s the first to shove the doors open.

The other’s hand, most often - Dante! Dante loves hand holding. Dallas will do so as well, but it’s more often at night when something is bothering him.

Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - Dante, but Dallas’ heart would have been racing the fastest.

The camera, when they take pictures together - Dante! Because Dallas is a vain bastard who loves having his picture taken.

[mckaytriarchy-1]

Further Adventures in Simming

Fabulous nerdysims dork screenshots below the cut. References to spazzasaurus-rex and the-accursed's muses here, as they've kindly 'donated' to my Sims game.

Guest Starring Sims No One Cares About: Katrin Fairfax-Church, Dallas Fairfax-Church, Tess McKay, and-- *deep breath*-- One McKay, Three McKay, Four McKay, Five McKay, Six McKay, and... Thrad McKay.

Ever the excellent father, Dante takes his magical m-preg baby to the local werewolf tavern.

Katrin: It's after midnight. I can't believe you took me to a bar. You're a horrible parental figure. I'm telling Dad, I--

Dante: You are your mother's daughter...

(In her defense, she has a right to be concerned about Dante's parenting skills.)

Thankfully, Fire Captain Tess McKay was there to put out the fire before things became dangerous.

Moonlight Falls being the friendly little town of supernatural critters it is, it's only a matter of time before an even worse father before the local King of the Fey shows up.

Malekith: *whispers* I am going to fucking murder you.

Dante: *smile*

Dante's Internal Monologue: 'I will raze your home to the ground and drive all seven of your children into the wilderness to live as dogs.'

Malekith's Internal Monologue: 'Please tell me he plans to drive all seven of my children-- and Virginia-- into the wilderness to live as dogs.'

Malekith's Internal Monologue: 'It wouldn't be much of a stretch.'

Let the games...

Begin.

[canadianmoon-blog]

spazzasaurus-rex replied to your photo:Check out my new coffee mugs!

omfg those are adorable! i love cute coffee mugs :3

OMG ME TOO! I collect them. They have these at Wal-mart for super cheap and there are even squirrel ones!

[mckaytriarchy-1]

//Well, my Mal and Tess Sims have reached seven children, and Sim!Dante was just brought back as a ghost after his tragic mishap of being electrocuted while trying to fix the dishwasher. Apparently, news of Sim!Dallas' life falling so far that he wound up as a vendor at the local Spooky Day carnival instead of following his mobster ambitions was enough to rouse Dante from the dead. Or something.

... It is time to 'spay' Sim!Tess and let the McKay spawn terrorize the town of Moonlight Valley whilst Dante resumes his lifelong dream of becoming the town's unicorn breeder.

... Don't you fucking dare judge me. >>

(I know, I know, this is a roleplay blog, but you can block all of these under the :rp sims: tag. I'll probably add these suckers to imgur and just include link updates. I know I always loved seeing simulator updates from pacificbookworm's stuff, so maybe a few people will have fun with these.//

[harfagri]

{ 5 Warriors }

     The sound of footsteps brought Fandral's attention from his reverie as he leaned against the wall. The man smiled a charming smile as he pushed himself off of it to walk with the newcomer. "Might I pester you for the time?"

[the-accursed]

As promised, 30 static icons and 15 gif icons for spazzasaurus-rex, please ask her permission before using, and the promo banner will be done asap! =3