#special agents

[volpeantica]

Just because they're cute when they pout and it's such a ff topos.

[retropopcult]

Charles Martin Smith, Kevin Costner, Sean Connery and Andy Garcia in The Untouchables (1987)

[nightshadeswriting]

Headcanons I have about my fav non-canon ship (made by me)

- Drinking buddies - Work-a-holics - Late-night talking - She's a terrible cook - Malewife / Girlboss - Power / Battle couple - Coffee for partner is their love language - Ankward about feelings, but feeling a damn lot - Watch cartoons to relax in a saturday night - Gray sweaters and comfy slippers

This is canon in my fics. Ain't no one changing that.

[liar-or-lawyer]

[we-are-a-dragon]

Una (genasi artificer): Since you requested assistance from Shibanah, we’ll be operating under Shibanah law. That means your serfs have a right to request audience and it’s your duty to receive them.

Lord Wyrmtooth: Since you're working for us, you should follow our customs!

Hanako (kitsune bard): Actually, we’re not working for you. We’re a special unit with dispensation to work with autonomy.

Wyrmtooth: *gapes* I demand that you put the peasants down!

Billie (gnome ardent): Have you seen how many are camped out there?

Hanako: Here’s the sitch, sunshine. Shibanah is not sending an army.

Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): This is what you’ve got. Now work with it.

[chartier]

This App Store promo makes them look like the happiest team of special agents I’ve ever seen.

She’s the best sniper in the world.

He’s a top tier spy.

She’s an unrivaled super-class-A cyber AR and AI hacker.

(Because her skis looks like a large weapon)

[mirasabbot]

goodbyes are never easy (11x18-12x22)

[ironcites]

Law Enforcement remained steadfast at the inauguration of the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.