#spencer-thunderstrike

[zevonchanca]

text 💬 zencer

Zevon: If you're not going to let me cut you in half for the talent show, then WHAT GOOD ARE YOU?

[hookedoncj]

TEXT ⏰ SPENCJ

CJ: WAKE UP, SPENCY-POO! I'm brainstorming for our next crew bonding exercise and I need your ideas! What sounds better, a night of egging people we hate OOOOOOOOOOOOR a night of sending letters out to sea in bottles for the parents still on the Isle?

[hokukawena]

text 💬 spenku 😊

Hoku: Hi cranky boy! You looked like someone went doodoo in your cereal when I saw you earlier so I thought I'd say hi and that I hope the rest of your day is like waaaay better than the start of it was!

[hokukawena]

@spencer-thunderstrike​:

What we can’t be like a Kim and Kanye? People love them.

Ew, no. Kanye’s a bully and I totes hate him.

[hokukawena]

@spencer-thunderstrike​:

What kind of training do I need? I think I’m pretty husband material already.

Ummm, I said trophy husband, not just normal husband, so like all of it? Your manners are kind of the worst and you’re a pirate. Also your last name is too long and seems fake, we’re totes going to have to change it. And what makes you so sure you’re like, regular husband material anyway? I totes haven’t seen anything like that special!

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 thunderbros

Emmett: your name in my phone is asshole.

Emmett: I thought mom would be pissed but she actually laughed.

[hokukawena]

text 💬 spenku

Hoku: You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you.

Hoku: Which like, don't get me wrong, I'm totes down to do in front of other people SOME so they remember that you're my super hot boyfriend and not theirs.

Hoku: Just like, lately just making out with you kind of isn't enough so doing it in the middle of a party might get mega-embarrassing if we get carried away, you know?

[izzyslade]

text 💬 spizzy

Izzy: Shit you should make sure no one ever says to me again: 'You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!'

Izzy: Thinking about G3 makes me want to VOMIT, next person who reminds me I spite-kissed him walks the PLANK.