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[romorais27uk]

Sabe de onde vc veio??? #sperm #spermcell #espermatozoides #fecundação #medicina #med #estudantedemedicina #unaerp #doctor #aprendendo #gestação #pai #mae #filhos (at Guarujá, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSyAluWDX_o/?utm_medium=tumblr

[biologosnarede]

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O espermograma é um exame complementar inicial na avaliação de homem infértil, é um tipo de exame que analisa as condições físicas e composição do sêmem humano. É explorado para avaliar a função produtora do testículo e problemas de esterilidade masculina. #Repost @europeanspermbank • • • • • • Have you ever seen #spermcells through a microscope? Everyday we count millions of theses bad boys and make sure to choose only the very best swimmers. #europeanspermbank #spermbank #spermcell #donorsperm #spermdonor #givelife #fertility #biologo #bio #biologosnarede #biologia https://www.instagram.com/p/B1el-rSn1NK/?igshid=prc56e831lc6

[yourmbbsinukraine-blog]

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[artists-table]

REQUEST - a simple tattoo idea of mine - A bubble being popped by a needle via /r/Illustration https://ift.tt/2OsSNGG by spermcell

[singlecellanimation]

The Sperm & The Egg. A sperm cell is actaully much smaller then represented here - about 16x smaller than the egg. #fertilization #spermcell #humanegg (at Queens, New York)

[amaya-alice]

#spermcell #meiji #microscope #merritt #college #histology #microscopy

[rollsoffthetongue]

LAWFULL

    What’s so funny about this? Ever wonder why there are so many lawyer jokes? Ever wonder why most of these jokes depict lawyers as lower than pond scum? Ever wonder why lawyers are so rich? Ever wonder why law school is so expensive yet there are long waiting lists? Ever wonder why people want to de despised millionaires? All good questions and I’m not going to answer any of them today. They’re just food for thought. To understand today’s joke you need to know something about human reproductive biology. I am not conducting a course in it, inter or otherwise, but you do need to be at least aware of some basic facts.  Women produce eggs at the rate of 1 a month. Men produce sperm cells at the rate of millions per day. Now that alone should make you wonder! In order for us to reproduce, our male sperm cells need to somehow get to the female egg. There are several ways this can happen, both naturally and unnaturally but we’re not going into that.  Remember that it only takes one single sperm cell to fertilize the egg to create a new human. However sperm cells don’t travel solo, they travel in hordes. The egg has to be bombarded by millions of sperm cells to condition it, or warm it up to finally allow one of the sperm to enter and do its job. All the other millions of sperm cells just die out. So the odds against any one sperm cell in a load of sperm cells being THE lucky ONE, is more than a million to one. And this brings us to the joke which tells us that any one single sperm cell only has an impossibly small chance of fertilizing the egg and growing into a human. The joke also compares these odds to a lawyer’s chance of the same, that is, growing into a normal human being. Lawyers are despised because they take an oath to do whatever they can legally do to try to get their clients to win a court case, regardless of how they personally feel about a client. No matter how terrible a crime a client has committed, his or her lawyer must do their job and this is what might dehumanize some of them, because our system of law requires it. And THAT’s more sad than funny!

  I heard this joke on the television program Law & Order.

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[vinceyranela]

👍👏😱 #semenanalysis #spermcell #clinicalmicroscopy #medtechlife