#spider scare

[yourdads-feverdream]

Okay so basically I was driving my car to go get a part for the analyzer and a spider fell into my lap and I was really scared. I brushed the spider onto the floor but then couldn’t find him to stomp him. Also I convinced myself that it’s a brown recluse. And I’m very scared the spider crawled up my scrub pants and it’s going to bite me in the vagina. I might have to get naked in the work bathroom to double check.

[awkwardglobofgoop]

ASKFKSLJFMXJDHX! Broooo I thought there was a freaking spider crawling towards me at lights speed but it was just my pillow reflecting the shit from my phone!! I almost had a fucking heart attack

[flowerangelch]

Today a huge spider got on my shoulder without me noticing it when I was reading fanfics in my room. Now im scared to sleep in there

[yourbabyslug]

Confessions of a killer. Last night i killed a gigantic spider i’m talking BIG AF motherfucker like i’ve never seen before like a slightly shrunken tarantula.. and i killed it. I felt SO guilty for doing it. Like, yeah it may just be a spider bu i never kill them.. it wasn’t threatening me bu i doubt i couldve put it in a cup idk.. like it feels like i killed basically what couldve been a pet it was nearly that big. Pet killer. God help if we ever get invaded by mice..

[lupified]

Just sitting in my bed enjoying some pizza until a fucking spider jumped on me.  The damn thing was in my paper towel!  Don't worry everyone, I saved the pizza. 

[craftymcclever]

the tiny terrorists

[bardaholic]

There's a petrol station near our house that I always fill up at on my way home from night shifts at Kmart. And every time I've stopped there, it's always been the same young guy working the overnight shift - dark skin, dark hair, bit of an accent, Indian I think? - but yeah, he's always there and we always have a bit of a chat. Tonight I opened the fuel-hatch-thingo on the car to fill up and was greeted by a wall of web and like four little spiders and I froze and I knew there was no way I could possible stick my hand in there to open it, like NO FUCKING WAY and I wasn't sure how to go about cleaning the web and spiders out without having heart palpitations. So with a red face and a bit of a stutter, I went inside and begged the guy to pleeaaaassee help me out because spiders are the one kind of creepy crawly that I can't even begin to deal with. He smiled, grabbed a bottle of Baygon (I think he thought I saw a big spider outside or something, I was too busy freaking out to coherently explain the situation) and he followed me outside. When I pointed at the open fuel tank thing he smiled again, grabbed some paper towels from the dispenser they have right there next to the pumps, and he stuck his hand in and wiped everything out quite thoroughly. He turned to head back inside and I went to stick my hand into the thing to open it, but another little spider was hanging around so I pulled my hand back and grabbed some paper towels, trying to be brave. But he must've seen me and he walked back over and grabbed the paper towels from me and got the spider. He asked if it was okay now and I was so embarrassed omigod. I nodded and thanked him and managed to fill up without dying. When I went inside to pay, he didn't even tease me or anything, he was such a sweetheart :3 Makes me happy to know there are lovely people around. And thank god he didn't also happen to be terrified of spiders x)

The Camry I've been driving is my mum's old car that no one except me drives anymore and because it's always parked near the wall underneath my brothers' bedroom window, there are always spider webs on the passenger side window and mirror which is also the side that the fuel thingy is on. Need to set this car on fire and start walking everywhere.