#spiderman2 99

[templeofvengeance]

@spiderman2-99 (From here):

[1. I LOVE THIS 2. poor miggy deals with enough stress from a million and a half Peter Parkers I think Khonshu would do him in 3. the suit would be sick though]

[The idea spoke to me so here's some concept art--

I'd like to believe that if a million and a half Peter Parkers didn't break him, nothing could, but Khonshu does have a knack for finding messed up people and Making Them Worse]

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14

70 horrible questions

14. Do you miss someone?

"It is the cost of a long existence," Khonshu answers, tilting his head. The more one lived, the more ghosts piled up behind them. There's a reason Khonshu kept his gaze forward.

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“I’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”

‘Something's Wrong’ Sentence Starters

Something’s Wrong With Your Muse

That string of words probably described how Miguel was doing at all times, but it was a bad sign for him to actually say so out loud, probably. At the very least, the man was back in his appropriate form, but humans tended not to do well with sudden body-modification, especially... that severe.

The man didn't need comforting, and K.honshu was hardly the sort to give it, or want to. In no time, the leader Spider's desk would surely be filled with gifts from his coworkers and online 'fans,' in sympathy for his torment. (And apology for being entertained by it. Human cruelty, K.honshu knew it well.) Still, the moon god had been addressed. There was no point in hiding his presence-- apparently he couldn't with Miguel, for some infuriating reason.

"I'm pleased to see your forces were able to remedy that... disease." Virus? Curse? Whatever it was. "One less thing to worry about from now on, is it not?"

Trying to clean up every mess in the multiverse was like trying to punish every criminal that did harm to the travelers of the night: Endless, futile, and full of risk-- mostly to others, sometimes personal. But you had to believe it would mean something. Action was better than inaction. If this ailment ever affected another universe? If an entire planet's worth of heroes were reduced to ridiculous blobs? Then the Spider Society will look like heroes for having the antidote stored way. And all the suffering becomes worth it.

Something to be a little happier about. ... Even hypothetically, in this case.

He thinks to suggest sleep, but knows the Spider won't listen, so he leaves it at that. Peace, for now. The god can be benevolent when it suits him.

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[... Y'know, now that I've seen something about

A. A guy who learned about the multiverse and came into contact with other versions of himself B. Was attempting to police the multiverse/timelines in order to keep everything from falling apart and created a secret organization to do so C. With the help of an orange lady AI that he made as his main companion in a dark broody office D. Time-related (so Khonshu definitely knows about it)

it suddenly feels like way less of an asspull that Khonshu has Khoncerns over Miggy and the Spider Society.]

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"Am I supposed to be afraid of you?"

[feel free to delete if you dw do those prompts anymore]

CONFLICT || short askbox prompts to initiate conflict

"Are you afraid of justice?"

He let that hang in the air for a moment before rolling his shoulder, adjust his staff against the floor. It was a good question, sarcastic or not. "Worry not. If I judged you guilty, my Fist of Vengeance would have already acted against you. As I said, my interest is in observation. Fear doesn't change my goals."

It was amusing though, so continuing to be vague and menacing was probably still on the table. But he supposed he was overdue on making some token effort to present as peaceful, if it would get him faster intel.

Also, to be frank, the Duat would probably be bliss compared to the personal Hell the man regularly went through via his internet presence.

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📏+6'9

Send me 📏 (ruler) + your muses height and I'll compare them to mine!

One of the taller mortals to be sure. This one can almost look him in the eye!

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"Get angry about it."

bullying the traumatized

"Born angry, pal. Died angry. Got spat out of the afterlife in a fucking crate angry. Finding out there's no booze dimension though? That just breaks my poor heart."

Ain't that how the multiverse works? Infinite possibilities, if he can dream it, it's out there? Surely there's some timeline of an endless party, everyone's happy because there's stuff to be happy about. Everything goes right. A world where Jake wouldn't exist, heh.

"Hey. You ever gone crusin' through universes drunk? Set that watch thingy to 'random' and see what happens? Just saying, I can play designated driver."

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"They should invent a 'being alive' that isn't so difficult," Miguel grumbles to himself into the darkness of his office, yet again unaware of The Shocking Bone Bird Thing That Sticks Around.

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

They did. The Miguel of that dimension had been fated to die early, as he recalled. He wondered if Spiders were fated to hardship and misery, except in universes where they avoided the bite altogether.

Khonshu's head lolls to the side. Amusing as it was to keep scaring the man, he seemed to be in the throes of some new stressor. Something serious, or centered on his internet presence again? The god weighed his options, deciding how much he cared.

He signaled this presence with the breeze again. "What ails you this time?"