#spidey powers

[mydickisinyourcoffee]

Peter: *walks to kitchen*

Thor: Hello Man of Spiders, why are you not resting?

Peter: *sleepy, irritated and wants a glass of water* please move Mr. Thor

Thor : What ho?

Peter: *picks Thor up and puts him on top of the fridge

Thor: What the fuck. . .

Steve: *walking into the kitchen* language Tho-?!

Steve: . . .

Peter: *is staring at Steve with disgust because he's in his way* *yawns* please move Mr. Captain sir

Steve: *is staring at Thor and Peter*

Peter: *sighs, picks Steve up and carries him into the living room*

The rest of the Avengers: . . .

Peter: *chugs glass of water and stumbles back to his room*

Tony: FRIDAY, please tell me you got that on tape?

FRIDAY: I did, Mr. Stark

The Avengers:. . . ? How?. . .

[randomlonelytorment]

Do you think it's possible that Peter can actually manipulate his body to fit through small (impossible) spaces but he just never thought to test if he may have that ability?

I mean large spiders like; the huntsman can squeeze through the gaps in car doors/under house doors, and wolf spiders (another large species) live in small holes in the ground that are unbelievably disproportionate to their general size...

Just think that'd be a real cool spidey ability.

[mydickisinyourcoffee]

Steve: what do you want for breakfast?

Peter *hand slams down on table*: THE SOULS OF THE UNBORN

Steve:

Natasha: he means eggs.

[peanutbuttermoose]

Guys I hit a spider off of my arm yesterday and now there’s a bump and I’m pretty sure it bit me where are my spidey powers

[4idiots1tube]

yea I know what I want Michael to do to me with his web powers ;)

[onceforeveryoung]

Spideys got dem cheeks

[runningnrunning]

So, I got bit by a spider... WHERE ARE MY SPIDEY POWERS?

[alli-sunr1se-blog]

wheres spiderman when ya need him?

*Que the thought of wanting to be magnet* We have all thought about what it would be like if we were all magnets. Not literally, but theoretically. If we could attract what we want to us, something that makes us happy. SOME people have the power to do it. All the people we know in pop-culture have the ability. Face it! at one point or another they had to get someone to hop on their ship to lead them to that island we call success. its not only pop-culture but also business. The ability to become a magnet is something we are all trying to be. Whether, we are 2 or 92 we try to attract what we want like a magnet. secret: if i were a magnet I would try to attract directors to look at me as a serious actress. :)