In this AU I just realized when everyone forgets about Peter Parker, Deadpool would be the only one who remembers
Like ofc the guy who brakes constantly the 4th wall and sometimes even see the future (with frases like “this will happen in 4 panels “ or “bet we will do this by the end of the comic”) will be the one who remembers Spider-man when everyone forgets
And he will be oblivious to it too
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Wade seeing Spidey sitting on a roof and deciding to land next to him “Hi, webs! Watcha eating?”
Spider-Man so tired just sighing knowing he can’t scape (also kinda comforting to talk to someone who remembers him) “Dinner. Chinese take out”
“Dinner at 2 pm? Wait is it really 2 pm? Did I lose track of time again?!”
“No, you don’t. This was supposed to be yesterday’s dinner but seeing my wallet I change it to today’s lunch” Peter sigh again, today he saw Ned and MJ at the distance and it really hurt when they saw in his direction without recognizing him, there’s nothing better than Chinese food to thrown your sorrows
“Oh thank god for a moment I thought- wait- Spidey you are poor?!”
“Huh”
“I have more money than Spider-man! Don’t worry baby spider, your daddy is here “
“Don’t call yourself my daddy”
“And as your daddy I’ll buy you something nice”
“Fuck off”
“Aww don’t be like that I’m tryin to do something good here, inviting my bestes of friends something, come on I know just the place”
“Wade. No. Just stop”
Deadpool out of no where scoop up Spider-Man, making him drop his Chinese take out, and as Deadpool starts walking away, Peter can’t help but looking on the edge of tears, his poor food, and with that an immense amount of bubbled emotion started to flow
Spider-Man got out of wades claws and flip him over his shoulder, Deadpool landed on his back, hurt and confuse at the sudden lash out, since it normally takes more for Spider-Man to crash out. Peter seeing him in the floor kick him in the ribs and start to walk away
“Ugh, bad stuff always happens to good guys- wait no I sound like an incel” Wade stand up and decide to chase after him “Wait. Spidey! What did I did wrong now? I was just trying to help”
Peter stop walking at that, starting to feel a little guilty about lashing out, just a little “what do you want?”
“To cheer you up! You are always mopping! Wait are you a clone? A sad clone” gasp “omg spidey an emo is using your suit don’t worry I’ll get it back for you”
Spider-Man eyes wide at seeing Deadpool suddenly charging to him “Ah wait no! Wade it’s still me! No clones”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah!”
“So you are now an emo then, oh that’s why you are depressed, your suit doesn’t scream emo exactly, how will people know you are an emo? I’ll help you with the make over”
“What? No that’s not-“ Peter took a deep breath pinching the bridge of his nose “listen, this days haven’t been the best, that’s it, thanks for worrying but I’m fine”
“Yk what cheers me up? Drinking till I pass out! Wait that actually makes me feel worse… anyway let’s go and have so fun”
“Wade, no I can’t drink, I’m not even old enough”
“Really? Huh, doubt they will care anyway, the place I know people adore me I have been there tons of times”
“My answer remains no”
“What about I go to your place and we watch a movie!”
“No offense but I don’t want you in my house, why don’t we go to yours?”
“Oh… I don’t own one”
“Didn’t you said you had money?”
“Yup my work as a mercenary really pays well”
“Why don’t you have a house then?”
“I blew it up, I love explosions, omg! let’s go to explode something! that always cheers me up!”
“Let’s stick with the movies”
“Okay if you want to stick with the boring option, don’t worry as your daddy I’ll buy the snacks”
More word vomit/ideas that I didn't feel like putting in my notes.
Red ridding hood AU
Honestly this AU could be used for different ships but the first ones that come to mind are Flambert (Robert x Flambae) and Spideypool (Spider-Man x Deadpool)
So the wolf role would obviously go to the more villainy type (Flambae/Deadpool)
Red Ridding Hood would be the civilian identity of the hero type (Robert/Peter)
Woodsmen being the hero identity (MechaMan/Spider-Man)
Which of course is a plot twist because this whole time the wolf thought little red was defenseless, only to turn out to be the mighty woodsmen of the woods.
Unrelated Bonus Swap AU ideas
Classics:
Power swap
Backstory swap
Body swap
Role swap
Personality swap
Instead of randomly swapping due to some sort of random incident, they could be swapped from the start of their lives.
