#spideyspeaks

[yaoirotic]

What they don’t tell you about being a Jake fan is you will lose your mind, body, and soul to that thing with three teeth and dots for eyes.

[spideypawz]

happy psychological anniversary of my masterpiece

[webhead-official]

Am I the cat's meow?

A presentation by Peter Parker

Let's get into this! How do you know if you're the cat's meow... well, first you have to know what that is!

The cat's meow is older slang. You've probably heard it from this guy though, who is from a cartoon called Miraculous: Ladybug. If not, you've probably heard it in a movie that's older or meant to be set in an older time period. But what does it mean? "The cat's meow" is typically used to say that you are wonderful or remarkable or expressing high praise and admiration.

(You) Well, you may be asking: "Peter, how do I know if I'm the Cat's Meow?" Well, there are a few ways to know!

The first way is to literally just be her. Cat Noir has called her the cat's meow on like... many different occasions. They're like absolutely in love and she won't admit it... I don't watch the show, trust.

Another way is to literally just be the Avengers. They're the cat's meow in a nonromantic way. They are so cool! I remember this one time that Doctor Banner let me bother him just to help me with some of my biology work. And I'm a little biased with Tony, he was lowkey like a dad to me. The rest of them are okay. Kidding! They're great! I just don't want to muck up my presentation with my own opinions.

The last way is to just be awesome. Anyone can be the cat's meow if you try hard enough! You just gotta be cool as a cucumber.

Now, thank you for listening to my presentation! If there are any questions, I will answer them! --- Credit to: @cafekitsune for the text dividers :)

[yaoirotic]

Music headcanons because I am #speakingmytruth

[yaoirotic]

I think Dirk would listen to lots of hip-hop and old-school rap, but also weird industrial stuff or experimental music like KMFDM or Death Grips.

I don’t listen to enough industrial to be able to speak on it properly (I have like two death grips songs on my dirklist LOL) but he would listen to a lot of hip-hop, I think his music taste primarily involves modern hip-hop but it also sort of piggy backs on Dave’s music taste if that makes sense.

Dave likes People’s Instinctive Travels by A Tribe Called Quest (1990) —> Dirk likes We got it from here… Thank you 4 your service by A Tribe Called Quest (2016)

Dave likes Enter The Wu-Tang by The Wu-Tang Clan —> Dirk likes Liquid Swords by GZA

I also think that’s true of Bro’s interest in Hip-Hop having an influence on Dave’s taste in music as well. My friend aptly put it like a hip-hop ouroboros.

[yaoirotic]

Every self professed Dave strider fan should be government mandated to listen to more than one rap artist who isn’t just Tyler The Creator, Eminem, or Kendrick Lamar

[spideypawz]

https://www.tumblr.com/spideypawz/799156775796539392/happy-late-halloween-blacktober

I want you to know that I saw this and almost started sobbign cause this deadass looks like my friend group…, peace and love to you boss

Peace and love to you too dog. This really made my day I hope you know this. If you’ll let me ramble a bit I love it when people say how much they feel represented because that’s a part of why I do this in the first place. When I first joined the hs fandom I didn’t really see that much artwork interpreting the kids as black (which is a greater problem with how white fandom spaces tend to be in general tbqh) or African like me so I said okay. I’ll make the shit I wanna see and hopefully it speaks to other people who have this problem too. And I guess it did in a way!

[spideypawz]

My fridge is empty with tangerines once again. And so is my heart. Mother dearest will be hearing about this soon.