Marvel characters and being called daddy: How would they like it?
I had some thoughts the other day when I couldn't sleep. This is just supposed to be silly and unserious!
Frank Castle:
No. Absolutely not. That would be like calling Wanda Maximoff mommy. What's wrong with you.
Tony Stark:
Yeah, he'd be kinda into it. It's fun, it's kinky, and you're probably his sugar baby anyway, so...
The moon boys:
Marc and Steven would prefer to call you that. Or mommy. Yeah, I know that's kinda dark, but speaking from experience, trauma does that sometimes. Jake, however? He's really into being called Papi. You don't have to even speak Spanish to call him that. He still likes it.
Stephen Strange:
Oh? Oh. He likes that. But you know what he'd prefer? Doctor. Would probably kiss you and tell you such with a mischievous glint in his eye.
Bruce Banner:
You're on top. You're usually on top. The dangers, and all. And he lets you do whatever, usually. But when you pull that one out, activity pauses. He gently grabs your hips, stopping your movement with the most meek little look. "H-hey, can you maybe not... Call me that?" He earns a kiss. He earns all the kisses. You never do it again.
Matt Murdock:
He's not opposed. There's even some fun priest role play he could throw in and feel completely guilty over later. He's also very into it the other way around. Matt Murdock has issues.
Steve Rogers:
He doesn't mention it until after. Laying next to you, looking up at the ceiling, stroking your hair like he didn't just blow your mind. "Sooo... The 'daddy' thing." You look up, worried you'd gone to far. He glances down and smirks. "It was... Different." Later on he mentions something about being called Captain.
Wade Wilson:
He's allowed to refer to himself as such. Which he does. Often. You are not, because apparently, it 'makes things weird'. Okay, Wade. You are allowed to call him 'Sexy Mr. Deadpool' though. You have never once called him 'Sexy Mr. Deadpool'.
Eddie Brock:
Yeah... He's into it. He thinks it's pretty damn hot. Venom doesn't get it.
Peter Parker:
Oh! No, no thank you. He lets it go in the moment, because he's busy, obviously, but after, when he's watching you drink the water he's given you, he's like, "Hey, can-can you maybe not call me that thing you called me again?"
I head canon that Bruce Banner likes to cook. Like, Idk if that's ever been mentioned in a comic or something, but one day, it just came to me, like a cat from the CDS, (cat distribution system) and I've been obsessed ever since.
cos, like, him experimenting in the kitchen on the days he has a little more time? Or baking cookies? I think his favorite would be snickerdoodles.
And I think he'd like simpler things, probably no 'official' recipes from websites or anything; probably just throwing things from his freezer together.
He never quite makes the same thing the exact same way twice, and that's okay.
