Okay so I'm writing this to vent, and fuck if I care if you take this seriously or not but I just thought that I should spare a FEW ideas as to HOW TO FUCKING RP ON OMEGLE.
Seriously, it really, really, shouldn't be this hard.
BUT APPARENTLY IT IS FOR SOME DUMB ASSES SO HERE WE GO CHILDREN.
1. First thing, I see this all the time;
Me: So, you have any cravings?
Person: No, not really, I'll do anything.
Me: So nothing you may or may not want?
Person: -insert mpreg (a/b/o), scat and gore-
DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS SHIT, GIVE ME MORE THAN THAT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
If I'm asking for your help writing a prompt, HELP me write a prompt... asking me to come up with fucking everything is just WRONG. -grumbles-
DO NOT GIVE ALL ROLEPLAY WRITING JOBS TO ME YOU ASS.
DO NOT GIVE ALL ROLEPLAY WRITING JOBS TO ME YOU ASS.
DO NOT GIVE ALL ROLEPLAY WRITING JOBS TO ME YOU ASS.
2. If I give you my email, but you don't want to email can you just politely decline? Why the hell are you going to sit there and act like I said nothing and then email me later surprised I didn't email you back. Uh, Hello.
3. I.E the first one, give me SOMETHING. Would you rather have an AU? What Au's do you typically not enjoy. Why the hell would you not tell me you don't like college AU's, have me fucking write up an AU and then have you disconnect. WTF. REALLY?
4. ONE to TWO liner replies. Are you SHITTING me? Replying with merely a statement after I just wrote both the PLOT and a POST with over 10 sentences is just plain rude. If over 2 sentences is just a wittle too much, a little over your head FUCKING TELL ME. Don't just go on with your two measly sentences like I give a shit. I rather you up and LEAVE than have me come up with all that work then pull THAT crap.
5. That bitch who insists I write 5 paragraphs at all times. Listen here you asshat, FUCK YOU. You just wrote 8 paragraphs, 3 of which describe ___'s clothing in detail to the color and thread count of his underwear. Do you really think I give a fuck? No, not really; detail is great but only in moderation. I don't need his buffet list, and I don't need the 4 colors in his cotton briefs. Those 8 sentences were describing shit, and you gave me a 4 word reply so NOW NATURALLY I need to reply with 5 sentences or get on your level. Fuck you you pretentious bastard.
6. That cunt whipping ass tard that wants you to write /less/, are you fucking shitting me? No no, I get it in some cases I can get carried away and have ____ ask too many questions in one post or w/e. But If I'm doing something or adding a thought to my character that I believe is pertinent...go frackle yourself dickweed.
7. So I just gave you 3 prompts, and you didn't like them. But I ask for more preferences on your part. Go shove a screwdriver in your nose and nudge your brain a little for me. Because you're worth it snotfuck.
8. I never treat people like this but I'm just so upset right now because I'm searching in THREE fandoms right now and not ONE person is a pertinent writer. fml.
