#spiteposting

[spitelesss]

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

[lunter-spite]

yall what makes siblings related? Is it any of the following:

Sharing the same DNA from your predecessors.

Being adopted and taken in explicitly as family.

Being raised by the same caretaker.

Having the same parents at all.

hell just CALLING each other siblings

oooorrr is it:

headcanon

"vibes"

"Energy"

[gaylactic-fire]

Conservative and Christian themes in The Legend Of Zelda moodboard

[genjyoandgojyoandhakkai]

Despite Everything

Rookanis/super early Emmrookcanis/Emmrookispite through Veilguard. Starts as missing scenes but I think it got a lot more of its own life later on. Description and more below!

(forgot to mention this is a multi chapter longfic. If you like oneshots, I have those too.)

Oneshots here!

Lucanis Dellamorte had a perfectly sufficient life as an Antivan Crow - until he was infused with a demon. (It's complicated.) Now, his inner monologue comes with a side of self-doubt and Spite, and his latest contract is near-impossible: taking out two ancient elven gods.

Rook Laidir has her own battles to fight, leading a team in the wake of catastrophe. Amid the chaos, she’s not-quite-hiding a growing crush on Lucanis - a man who’s thorny, haunted, and just charming enough to make it worse. (Okay, a lot worse.)

Then there’s Emmrich Volkarin, the gentlemanly, composed necromancer somehow still putting up with them. When they’re not saving Thedas, Emmrich wonders if anyone’s noticed *he’s* been waiting for the two of them...adoring, steady, and maybe a little too patient.

An exploration of found family, love, and how good advice, good food, determination, and patient affection (slowly) lead to discovering love and a new way to live. It's tricky, and sometimes painful, but they are learning.

Xiqaa's sketch by @gayspacepiratesss 💖 the picture links out to her page if you want to check her amazing art.

The vibes: cooking, humor, romance, light angst, hurt/comfort, lots of banter, repressed feelings

Playlist here (YTMusic)

Their tags are at the bottom!

[maypop-the-dragon]

I will not pretend that politicians don’t count as mass murderers just because they do it through established systems of rules.

[fury-brand]

seen two posts today complaining about how people should stop reinterpreting Greek mythology and so in light of this I'd like to call attention to the newly discovered myth I just made up in which Persephone is also the goddess of seasonal depression.

[spitelesss]

one thing you should know about me is that im an invincible force of nature until i am given 1-3 easily completable tasks. in which case i become entirely vinced.

[spitelesss]

thank you god for creating lesbians and more importantly thank you for making me one of them