et cetera et cetera

nyc 20something, precontemplative femme, phlogiston truther

[margoliath]

goagle.com how to get what I w.ant

[margoliath]

sources say take it

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[terraswallows]

Transitioning do be like this...

[sandmandaddy69]

[maimonidiva]

atheist atheist: İ don't believe in god because İ believe in dialectical materialism, which is incompatible with belief in god

religious atheist: İ don't believe in Gd because Hashem commands us to seek truth and dialectical materialism is truth

agnostic atheist: nobody knows why İ don't understand dialectical materialism

[quinnactually]

why are your i's so long

[maimonidiva]

because of the material conditions

[reanimateobjects]

[despazito]

[niceinchnails]

Smoking the pack that gave me 7 Uncle Ian Ideas

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[pomegranateteeth]

The e in email stands for evil mail

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[dogpuppy]

[yamada-ryo]

I have got to stop wandering in the woods

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out