#splasks

[freshbeeth]

Oui Fitte's (I think thats how it's spelled-) very existence is hilarious because imagine all the scenarios one could become named 'yes'. Like "So, what are you gonna name this kid?" "Yes." or maybeee "What's your name now that you're trans?" "Yes." or perhaps even "What's your drag name?" "Yes." (Also Oui being trans and Oui being a chosen name is a favorite headcanon of mine.)

imagine his parents named him “Non” and when he transitioned he was all “ah, mais Oui”

[shitpeoplesayinsplatoon]

woomy three. coming soon.

[freshbeeth]

youre on tumblr???

"on tumblr" i've been here for over half of my life. i was here for the dashcon ball pit. i stole my shoelaces from the president. i can't get out of here they won't let me leave

[freshbeeth]

the fact you got reblogged by mikayla orchard means you're probably a piece of shit uncle tom who would sell out the rest of us for your white friends, fuck you and the cabin you rode in on you pos!

girl who the fuck is that

[freshbeeth]

What do you think about the Splatoon Raiders trailer that Nintendo dropped?

i made a reaction vid on my second channel but the tldr is: screaming shitting throwing up farting myself

[freshbeeth]

hey uh so i was wondering! In your dream house lives of tomodachi what was the music you used when introducing Oui Fitte? It scratched an itch in my brain in a really nice way and it sounds so familiar but I can’t remember the name or where it’s from

Animal City by KK Slider from Animal Crossing!!

[freshbeeth]

Phoebe Jeebies is so cool. Would it be alright if I tried to put them on my island, too?

YAAAAAAAAAAA YAYAYYAYAYAYA OMG YA

[freshbeeth]

Is there anything the average splatoon fan can do to make a difference? to make you feel safer and appreciated in this community? (don't worry about responding if you don't have an answer)

step 1 is to learn what racism is (systemic oppression against people of color NOT boo hoo a black person made me feel bad). and then from there:

call racist shit out as you see it

stop interacting with racists/apologists entirely, they want a rise out of you as a “gotcha”

show up for black streamers/content creators/comp players

never assume you’re immune to being racist

actually interact with black people in real life/outside of splatoon

actually interact with black books/art/films/games/music/ANYTHING outside of splatoon

don’t do the “omg how could this happen???¿?” thing. it happened bc racism is normalized as “edgy humor”

if racism comes up, be quiet and LISTEN to the marginalized group that was affected

also bonus: if you start a sentence with “as a white person” i PROMISE you we’re not gonna read anything else you say even if it’s well-intentioned. not everything requires a response from you and we don’t care about your opinions on racism considering we’re actually living it.

and be mindful that BEING UNCOMFORTABLE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE BEING OPPRESSED. a black person making a safe space for themselves is NOT the same as being discriminated against for being white. not everything is about y’all.