i was at evp 195… so close to getting the bronze badge for this map…. and then had a string of the worst losses i’ve had in ages 🥲 it wasn’t meant to be

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i was at evp 195… so close to getting the bronze badge for this map…. and then had a string of the worst losses i’ve had in ages 🥲 it wasn’t meant to be
November Splatfest 2k17: Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy!
October Splatfest 2k17: Vampires vs. Werewolves!
Off the Hook, performing LIVE at Vampires vs. Werewolves Splatfest! 🤘
They are so cute and I am so gay..........
marceline the vampire queen! 🤘
Me and my squidkid gf are CUTE AS HELL, check itttttt 🤘
Okay, so I have NO IDEA if this is actually spoilers for Splatoon 2 solo or not, this is pure speculation on my part (and no one spoil me if you actually know the answer!) but I’m tagging it anyway JUST IN CASE.
So uh. Ruh-lea-no. Kind of sounds like it could be Ma-ri-na, if it’s all staticky?? Maybe?? This might just be total misdirection. It’s probably not ACTUALLY Marina, but I’m willing to bet the big boss is going to be related to Marina somehow. Pointing out the femininity of the new apparent head of the octolings (which I noticed when fighting them too! I was like, oh my god, these girls are such girls and they are such pretty girls and also I love them even tho they can totally kick my ass) and the convenient similarity of what we’re overhearing on the radio seems a little..... f i s h y. I don’t think it’s any coincidence that our new star is an octoling and the octolings continue to be the Bad Guys in solo, I defs think they’re gonna have to address Marina at some point.
Or maybe “Lea” is the tail-end of “Callie”?? You know she’s gotta be squidnapped by the octolings.
Also I love Marie. You guys I love Marie so much. What a sassy motherfucker.