and what if i said basketball player!jo’s coach gets pissed at stoner!reader and is yelling at her for “distracting” his star player and jo goes to defend her (much to his surprise / dismay. this man’s favorite player opposing him?? on his court?? but for jo it’s like this man is fucking with MY girl??? on MY court???)
au where john “assface” winchester (😒) is the coach…? and potentially football player dean where his dad is pressuring him to do everything like he always does…au where sam is forced to play sports but he actually wants to be on the academic decathlon team but his dad doesn’t think it’s “manly” enough…au with regina george!coded or BETTER YET jennifer check!coded ruby???
my thoughts are thinking 😙 i was a little distracted during math class today
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I have so many thoughts about this. my brain was seriously overloaded the past few days trying to make them cohesive.. and I still don't think I have!! But we ball!!
okay, so we need to establish the world first.
high school au, no hunting au. I'm gonna stick close to cannon and say that all of this takes place in a small town where everyone knows each other and at least two neighbors have farms. I don't know why, but the farms detail seems very fitting.
let's go out on a whim and establish john. even though he's evil incarnate, I want to make him worse (because a writer is always more evil). perhaps, back in high school, John and Ellen went out on a few dates. but those two never really had anything. even though he was the star quarterback and was headed off on great scholarships. John even then was a jerk. It only got worse when he tore his ACL and therefore couldn't ever get out of that stupid little town he was in.
just to throw some salt in the wound: Ellen goes and marries the team's tightend. They have Jo! She grows up and is as dedicated to sports as her father was. When she gets on the soccer team and is coached by John Winchester, she doesn't notice the fact that he's odd. But in his mind, he's pissed off, because the two boys he's got are fucking terrible. He should be Jo's dad—not the dude the team used to call "cupcake" in the locker rooms. do we hate him any more yet?
okay, so dean. he's a great football player. not as good as his old man, but he's good. every day, he tries his fucking best to be what his dad needs him to be. going as far as to get up at the crack of dawn to do some drills out in their years. but that takes a toll on him. especially seeing as how he can never get quite good enough—and his father had started laying into Sam. like one of his kids had to be the next him.
this brings us to stoner!reader. she meets dean after a football practice. he's sulking and she asks him what crawled up his ass because his mood was ruining her view. for some reason, that works. they actually become really good friends. even smoke together when dean can get away from his father's prying eyes.
alright, Sam, my poor baby. he's the smartest out of the Winchester three. and goddamnit, he deserves to use that big brain of his. he wants to be on the decathlon team so bad. the countless hours spent in his local library and stunning grades just prove that! but that's not good enough for his dad. so, he's forced into track and hockey. though, he'd have to admit, hockey isn't terrible. it just isn't his dream!
we couldn't possibly forget our lovely jenifer check!coded ruby. she's infatuated with Sam. the woman could have literally anyone in school... and chose the guy who beats up ice and pavement and books in his spare time. even though she's shorter than Sam, her prescense looms large when she scares the crap out of him by sitting with him at lunch.
I hope my ramblings are suitable !!














