*open fridge to get a snack* Guinea pigs: WHEEEEK WHEEEEK!!!! Me: you can't have my yogurt Guinea Pigs: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! Me: You literally cannot not digest my yogurt Guinea Pigs: *pitiful stare* Me: oh my god. Here. *gives each pig a small bit of lettuce* Guinea Pigs: *rip lettuce from my hands. Run and hide*











