#spongebob+quotes

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[echoarts03]

Starley is genuinely such a funny concept to me, and I have no doubt that The Prototype would find it VERY funny as well.

Idk it was funnier in my head.. 😅

TikTok: ☆

[lelewright1234]

KPDH Incorrect Quotes #2 “Bad Boy! Down Boy” 😈🐶

Bobby: We haven’t had new hit song in weeks. I wonder if we need do a collaboration with the Saja Boys?!!!..

Mira: What? [splutters in frustration at Bobby' stupidity] Saja Boys?!! Have you lost your mind? They’re the reason why we haven’t been making top of the music chart lists and making songs for everybody!! They’ve gone bad.

Bobby: Gone bad? That's nonsense! Bring them here, you guys . [The Saja Boys walk in the room and greet everyone]

Bobby: It’s very nice to see you all again! Wait?!!….Where is Mystery?!!!

Zoey: Here he is! [pulls in a long rope wrapped around large cage with the Mystery inside it making everyone very confused]

Bobby: [laughing slowly and nervously] Uh, why is he in a cage?

Zoey: [smiling happily] Because he growled at me.

[Mystery is now sentient and starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Bobby hides behind Rumi and Mira]

Zoey: [Hits the cage to calm him down] NO!! BAD SAJA BOY!! BAD!!….

[spongebobloveletters]

Did you know: it cost absolutely nothing to be kind.. and whats better than serving up smiles ? 🍍

[mulletedrd]

Tell me if I’m fried

but having grown up with SpongeBob SquarePants and knowing pretty much every episode line for line from season 1 to 6/7 AND every line in the first movie. Paul and Marko give off SpongeBob and Patrick energy. Specifically Paul as Patrick and Marko and SpongeBob. So my SpongeBob x lost boys quotes. Exhibit A:

Paul: Let’s get naked!

Marko: no let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.. 

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David: and STOP staring at me with them big ol’ eyes!!

Marko: Shwump- *Shrinks eyeballs* 

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Marko: Yeah your bike was in the way so we had to go under it.

David: You CRASHED my BIKE!!-

Paul: No need to thank us✋😌

david: THANK YOU???!??🤬🤬🤬

Paul: You’re welcome😁

David: RRRHHHH!!🤛🤛

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Paul: Yeah well that makes you a big dummy you dummy!

Marko: YEAH WELL THAT MEans..Uh-..So are you!

Paul: Then you’re a turkey!

Marko: What’s that?!?

Paul: That’s what YOU are!

Marko: Yeah well you’re a bigger one!

Paul: Yeah well you’re still yellow, and you know what else is yellow?

Marko: What!?

Paul: YOU ARE!!

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Paul: Who’s the fat kid talking to?🤨

Marko: YOU Paul he’s our sire!

Paul: oh-

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Edgar: EVEEEIIILLLLLL!!!!!

Alan: WHERE!?!?

Edgar: THERE-!! *Points*

Marko and Paul: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

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*Paul doing his nightly duty of being himself*

random boardwalk goer: *Sips drink* Hey pal. You just roll in from stupid town?😒

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(Technically Paul is SpongeBob in this one but it’s so him)

David: Be more assertive!

Paul: *Sticks his finger in surf nazi’s pocket* beep beep! 

David: NO Paul! Assertive NOT insertive!

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(And that one episode where SpongeBob has bad breath. Him and Patrick go the whole episode thinking that everyone’s running from SpongeBob cause he’s ugly??)

Paul: Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you..

Random vendor on the boardwalk: Not at all boy! *Sniff* EEUGGHHH!!

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*Marko and Paul are both dressed as cowboys and using super exaggerated southern accents* marko: Alright pinhead! Yer’ time is up!🤠

Paul: Who you callin’ pinhead?🧍‍♂️🤨🌝

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Paul: Oh please you’re just making earrings🙄

Marko: Hey! Making earrings isn’t as easy as it sounds!

Paul:….*Grabs a paper clip and bends it* Ttsssss…

Marko: Why don’t you go back to the cave Paul? You can compete in the laying under a rock all day games!

Paul: *Gasp* Well at least I don’t polish my fingernails!

Marko: *Louder gasp* You take that back!!😡

Paul: FINGERNAILS FINGERNAILS FINGERNAILS!

Marko: You don’t even HAVE fingernails!

Paul: 🧍‍♂️😦….I cannot BELIEVE what I am hearing!!😡

Marko: HOW CAN YOU HEAR?????YOU DONT HAVE EARS EITHER!!

Paul: 😟Ah-😬Geh-Uh😤HOLES-HOLESS!!😡🤬

Marko: CONEHEAD!!🤬

Paul: YELLOW!!!🤬🤬

Marko: PINK!!🤬🤬

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Max: That hat makes you look like a girl.

Paul:..Am I a pretty girl..?🥺

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*Dwayne trying to explain something serious to Marko and Paul.*

Paul:..He’s purty Marko…🤤🤤🤩😻

Dwayne: Got it?

Paul: YOURE HOT😻😻

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Paul: Did you see my underwear?

Dwayne: no.

Paul: *Grabs waistband* Did you want to?

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IM UGLY AND IM PROUD! IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!!!-Paul Harris 1987

[frankensteinposm0]

someone finally caught the reference, we won

[rubydragonfire]

Fiesty Tiny Dragon~🔥🦎🧡

Kaiju's spicy moments are not a daily occurrence, but they certainly are entertaining lol 🤣

[divapool]

Logan and Wade are in a predicament (idk what it is don’t ask)

Wade: you know what’s better than twenty-four….?

Logan: …

Logan: don’t say it, Wade

Wade: *the biggest shit eating grin on his face”

Logan: Wade, don’t

Wade: twenty- *explosion goes off behind him* five!

Logan: