#squireyaps

[squiretilde]

Hey, did we ever come up with a nonbinary equivalent to sir or ma'am? It's pissing my southern ass off when i try to address my friends with such things, and the best thing i can lowestrokenuinely come up with is "My Them".

Which, admittedly, is pretty funny. but i seriously feel like im committing some kind of faux pas here.

[squiretilde]

The trans girl tummyache epidemic has claimed another victim.

[squiretilde]

So me and my D&D group have an ongoing bit where we just kind of point out instances of the number three. Every time a dice rolls a nat three, that's three. Every time we're presented with three options, it's always three. Every time we roll three of the same number, that's three. Even when we roll a nine, that's just three threes. or six, its just two threes. We've even gone so far as to replace words with "for" in them, like "forget" with three, to make "threeget", "threecast", "threegery". I have no earthly idea why this bit started, apparently Starcraft 2 has something to do with it. Anyway, this bit breached containment to some of my other friends last year and they fucking hate it.

To this day, i need to pay a dollar into the "swear jar" every time i make a three joke.

I expect a DM from one them within the hour. this might result in multiple dollars, perhaps even three.

[squiretilde]

My body is a machine that turns a large burger and fries into a tummy ache

[squiretilde]

Nothing like having a pretty fuckin good day after a fuckin miserable one.

[squiretilde]

i'm the birthday elf :)

[squiretilde]

I may not have made anything cool for Trans Day of Visibility, but i do have myself, and goddamn do i love being a girl.

There might be some protests or marches in your area today, and I'd ask that you try to join them if you're able. Be safe, obviously. If you can't go for any reason, i wouldn't blame you at all.

Above all, try to have a good day today, we've all earned it.

[squiretilde]

You ever realize how fucked up it is that most species on earth have never smoked weed?

With the advances made by Animal HRT, we are making that number ever-so-slightly larger