Squishing and Kissing Bat Boys Cheeks
@Batsyforyou gave these (Dick and Damien headcanon ideas, bare-boned) to me and I expanded on them and put in my ideas as well.
Squishing and Kissing Bruce Wayne’s Cheeks (Plantonic):
You don’t dare.
You do NOT.
You chose life, thanks.
I don’t see this happening at ALL.
Unless of course, he is at his lowest.
I see this happening when he is in his Bat suit without the cowl sitting slumped in his chair in front of the bat computer.
He is feeling defeated and you feel like you need to cheer him up.
But instead of an invigorating talk, you cup his cheeks, squish them, and plant kisses over his face while cooing over him.
This behavior is so sudden and out of place to him, that it shocks him out of his depressed mood.
You pull away from him. “Better?” Silence.
You don’t speak of this again.
Worth it? …Maybe not.
Squishing and Kissing Damian Al-Ghul Wayne’s Cheeks (Platonic):
Acts like he hates it but secretly likes it.
As his older sister/friend, you believe that it’s your duty to love on him.
Your definition of loving on him just happens to include embarrassing cooing, cheek squishing, and kissing.
Damien would smack your hands away, blushing red saying, “Don’t touch me, peasant.”
However, this does not deter you, you instead do it more.
Jason and Tim tease him but are secretly Jealous.
To counteract this behavior, you do to them what you do to Damien.
Damien then gets to make fun of them in turn.
Worth it? Kinda, yeah.
Squishing and Kissing Jason Todd’s Cheeks:
His reaction is… strange.
He doesn’t know what to do with these feelings and this touch.
He just freezes up.
He just blinks… then pushes you away roughly.
He doesn’t mean to hurt your feelings, he just… doesn’t do... that.
But after a while, when you don’t spring it on him, he’ll learn to like it.
Maybe even smile a bit.
And after a while of being in a relationship, he’ll respond more energetically. Wide smile, teasing manner, and lifting you up for a tight hug.
Worth it? …Yes.
Squishing and Kissing Richard John Grayson “Dick” cheeks:
Dick would love the attention.
Starved for touch that is not simply being beaten up by bad guys.
I could see his girlfriend doing this when Dick comes home to their shared apartment.
Since he works as a police officer in Bludhaven, I can only imagine the stress he goes through when you add it to vigilante work.
So being welcomed home by his loving girlfriend makes it all better.
He walks through the door, his girlfriend walks over to him and there you go.
She gently grabs his cheeks, squishes them gently and plants kisses all over his face.
This brings a smile to his face. His entire face lights up and practically most of the stress leaves his shoulders. Not all of it, but most.
In either case, Dick feels loved and cared for.
Dick leans down to make things easier on her to, his hands either on her hips, or hugging her waist.
So worth it.
Squishing and Kissing Timothy Drake’s “Tim” Cheeks:
In his tired, sleepless state, you’d just get a sleepy, sloppy smile.
This boy needs sleep.
So you’d use this to lure him to bed to sleep.
Or to take away his 12th coffee cup to give him water instead.
Or make him sleepy enough to fall asleep. An unexpected side effect the first time you did it.
It melts your heart to see that sleepy smile, so you keep doing it.
So what if you turn it into a weapon?
Worth it? Oh yeah.
