#sssn headcanons

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Picture SSSN with little siblings. Sun trying to teach small monkeys how to climb and dangle with their tail. Sage keeping his great sword in a heavily locked box that's a Fort Knox in a box bc he Panics whenever his little brother touch it. Scarlet's little sister stealing their second favorite coat and refusing to give it back and Scarlet giving up bc /she's fucking adorable in it/. Neptune trying to brave the water to look Cool for his siblings. SSSN WITH LITTLE SIBLINGS I'M SORRY

CUTE

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Do you have any SSSN headcanons?? ABout their families, or relationships or how they'd be with said families?? Or really just ships??

@madametuesday UM YES

I think this post was prior to team SSSN’s full debut though, so now it kind of seems inaccurate (esp. Scarlet being the fighty smol and Sage being the level-headed one)

But it’s the most succinct headcanon post that i have on my blog abt the team

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Fave character driving? Do you mean Sun using his feet? Or worse, talking with Neptune and scarlet in the back seat and only using his tail?

I’M CRINGING THINKING ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD

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Imagine SSSN as personal trainers. Sun is like the cardio master - encourages you to jog with him at sunrise and teaches you cool tricks and flips and how to roll-land. Scarlet's better at climbing (pirate?) and does yoga with you - even if you complain while stretching. Sage gives you lessons in swordsmanship and helps you lift weights bc his sword is heavy af and he seems like an arms-day all-day person. Neptune teaches you how to dance and break dance and gives you massages.

College AU where Scarlet is the top student bc they are very diligent and visit the prof during office hours. Neptune's notes look so pretty bc he's meticulous and runs a studyblr. Sage's favorite subject is biology and genuinely enjoys math. Sun types out all his notes and likes sitting in the front bc fewer distractions and there's some cute guys at the front - "oh your name is Neptune/Scarlet/Sage?"

uwaa

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SSSNset HC's: Lazy Sundays for the team consist of Neptune and Scarlet sleeping in while Sun and Sage are naturally early risers and they make breakfast for their datemates. Pancakes, crepes, toast, cereal - the whole parade. Neptune tries to watch what he eats while Scarlet is less picky.

On their one year anniversary, they all plan out their day together. Sage wants to go on a hike early in the morning to watch the sunrise. He packs like fifty million snacks bc he knows his partners will grumble otherwise. Neptune makes lunch when they get back - he makes everyone's favorite dishes bc he's a good chef. Sun takes everyone to the beach to just relax, or build sand castles, or show off by surfing. Scarlet chooses a classy restaurant and makes everyone dress up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Does Sage have an alolan exeggutor because he's the tallest tree or does Sun have one so that he always has a tree to climb?

Sun would have that goofy thing

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A headcanon of mine about Sage used to be that he didn’t think of himself as very attractive (not in a self-loathing way, just in a “meh, whatever you say” kind of way) and he’s always surprised when someone practically throws themselves in his lap, but he kinda just went with it

but this screencap?

Ooooohhohoho nooooo, this screencap changed the game

that hot piece of shit knows exactly how fucking good looking he is. he embraces it. weaponizes it. HE KNOWS.

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I was wondering, what do you think Sages first kiss with various people would be like? (Sorry if that's badly worded)

I’VE ACTUALLY BEEN WONDERING ABOUT THIS A LOT TODAY (no I’m not fangirl trash, what are you talking about?)

So I headcanon Sage as aromantic, but still good at being affectionate and sensual and all that other stuff. He’ll usually do what he’s asked or whatever he’s been given permission to do. Sometimes he’s humorous about it to lighten the mood

Like, if he walked past somebody and overheard them say “I WANNA KISS SAGE” and they didn’t realize he heard them, he’d walk right up to them and just be like “a’ight lets do it” like he doesn’t see gestures like that as a big deal at all and offers kisses like candy