so i’ve been thinking
in twilight the vampires don’t have blood, they don’t breathe, they don’t eat food... they just need blood to survive, they aren’t even in danger because of light.
so like..... they have no blood bc that’s their food.... but like where does the blood go bc they don’t use the bathroom so.... where???
ALSO how do vampires in that universe get... hard??? how do they fuck??? how did edward get bella pregnant???? do they somehow ejaculate??? as far as i know the only “liquid” i guess they produce is venom..... so like wouldn’t that still technically be entering bella’s system and turn her on the spot???
i need these questions answered. i am willing for s. myers to come out of her coma of silence to ruin this fandom just as j.k.r. has for harry potter