mxr

i just want nico di angelo to get the appreciation he deserves ~ pisces ~ bi bitch ~ she/her ~ 21 ~ books n music ~ ADHD ~ i forget about tumblr every day

[demigodgooglesearches]

12 year old me imagining a fellow twelve year old slaughtering Medusa:

the reality:

[oe6]

[ameba-from-space]

Is it impostor syndrome?

[ameba-from-space]

This is funniest joke I have ever made in my life and I feel like you guys don’t appreciate that enough

[stupid-fr-you]

ayo, new gerard just dropped

[cursedpossums]

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, I TOOK THIS PICTURE OF A BABY POSSUM IN MY BACKYARD

THIS IS MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

[galladegamer]

10 DOUBLOONS

[satyriconmp3]

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[they-callme-ami]

I misses this post

[vadergf]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

[bauliya]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it

[thyrell]

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

[joshpeck]

let me be perfectly clear

[the-arthropod-queen]

oh, i see

[revretch]

I appreciate your transparency

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[truestoriesaboutme]

OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

[guccifloralsuits]

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]

[doggosource]

the one and only

[amy-santiagos]

[thequantumqueer]

[ms-demeanor]

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

[egberts]

I love science fiction like that's literally what it is!!! it's just new made up science!!! regular science isn't gonna cut it we need fake science asap

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[strawbeb]

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.