I need to know more about your new pc Steja. Please consider 11, 60, 67, 73, 90 for them
Steja is my toxic yuri bee warrior from the FUCK campaign (Fabula Ultima by C[Last Name Redacted], Kevin). DM Kevin has absolutely rolled with the punches as Steja makes mistake after mistake due to being absolutely enamored with the snitty-having priestess she has pledged her service to.
🤡100 Silly OC Questions Ask Game
11. How much of the Monopoly board game could they take before flipping the table?
All of it. Steja has a large amount of self control and a propensity to be masochistic. She would be absolutely seething but would not flip the board. The only thing that would cause her to consider flipping it would be if Hawkins (her fellow party-mate and war-grizzled platypus) was winning. Then that shit was flipped yesterday.
60. Would they survive working in an office job? Would anyone else?
Surprisingly, yes? She loves bureaucracy and has bought into it wholesale. Now would others survive is questionable, as she may be killing them as a part of her job in addition to taking them out if they piss her off enough.
67. Would they win a dance-off?
No. Absolutely not. Being a part of the Erenoch Hivemind and then immediately jumping into service as a bodyguard for an Ophic of Phaesiss, she really had no reason to ever learn how to dance. Because Zosi would have been the socialite in their pairing, Steja would have had an excuse to be the one that hugged the walls at any galas. However, this ask has caused me to add to Steja's backstory that Zosi absolutely taught Steja how to lead a few waltzes that she wanted to practice. (:
73. Describe their life in the style of a Chuck Tingle book title.
Not Pounded in the Butt by My Beloved Principessa Despite the Homoerotic Tension Due to My Maladaptive Oath of Celibacy
90. What advice do you have for anyone saying, “I can fix them”?
She doesn't think she needs fixing, so good luck, babe. However, she has taken Unfettered Heart, so part of her character arc will be breaking her oath to the Ophics that sent her away because we love to use TTRPGs to fight the church. So technically she will get fixed.... eventually....