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ave or loots | in my mid-twenties and fighting for my life | ex-homestuck i build a queue and shuffle it periodically, please don't be alarmed she/ey

[the-bedheaded-league]

Modern AU Holmes and watson being in a QPR (Holmes is aroace, Watson is allo) and they’re legally married because it just makes sense logistically, but they’re not in a romantic or sexual relationship so Watson sometimes goes out to find casual partners, and he keeps having to explain that yes, he’s married, no, he’s not cheating on his husband, because he and his husband never have sex because his husband is not into that and that’s just not how their relationship is.

And it gets kind of annoying to keep having to explain this to people (who are of course skeptical because he could just be bullshitting) and eventually Holmes records a video of himself saying “Hello, I am John’s husband. You have my full permission to sleep with him because I am not at all interested in doing so.” John plays the message for his dates and they think it’s hilarious.

Also if any of John’s dates expresses even the slightest hint that they think he should leave his husband because he’s not getting any sex from him, he immediately ends the date and goes home.

[blankspace-sydney]

man it sucks that a caesar salad would hit rn

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Ayeeee

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[random-brushstrokes]

Per Collijn (Swedish, 1878-1961) - View of Stockholm from Söder at dusk

[i115ve]

iloveher

[wifegideonnav]

wolf 359 is like. what makes us who we are? at what point do we lose ourselves? how hard do we have to try to be noble in the face of oppression and torture? are we our memories? are we more? less? if you make it out but you can’t live with yourself, did you really make it out? what makes someone human? but it’s also like. *bwahh* *bwahh* *bwahh* “what the hell is happening?” “hera? sitrep!” *boop boop boop* *whoooshhhh* “uhhhhhhh” “wwwweeeeeellllll” *clickclackclackclack* “you’ll help me if you ever want to get off this tin can”

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

[xueyangapologist]

[skyrigel]

[marshmallow-dust]

reblog to tell prev its gonna be okay

[ripplepool]

i like fish

[cloudabserk]

instant revenge

[pmamtraveller]

Pack of Dogs by John Littleboy

[peacefulsoaring]

peacefulsoaring’s atla appreciation (17/??):

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2005 - 2008) -> "We need you, Aang." (insp.)

[maybe-im-on-nobodys-side]

I love that vince gilligan isn't even from Albuquerque and didn't live near there until he was making shows about it. he's like a weeabo for New Mexico specifically

[domarmand]

the thing is yes armand would give daniel whatever he wanted and more. daniel was the devil's minion and he granted his every wish. but looking at the set up of dm this season i don't think they get that that isn't WHY daniel loves him.

[geniaparadox]

oh my god don't even get me STARTED

when daniel says "i am the devil's minion and he grants my every wish" he isn't saying it because it's a good thing. all the wealth that armand was showering him with towards the end of their relationship mostly made daniel uncomfortable, he kept running away and drinking too much and sleeping rough even though armand made him a multimillionaire with a private island, because he knew that all of this was just armand trying to distract him from the one wish that daniel actually wanted (becoming a vampire), a wish that wasn't granted until daniel was dying. hundreds of fanfic writers have already proven that it's possible to adapt this story (which is one single chapter btw) to fit with the show canon of daniel now being an old man. literally all the pieces are right there; armand can erase memories, armand erases unpleasant memories "for your own good" but sometimes if you try hard enough those memores come back, armand knows a little bit too much about alice. how do you fumble this??