#stevensons headcanons

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I hc that the reason the Stevensons have so many birds is because they used to run a bird rehabilitation center before they retired and all their current birds are birds that couldn't be released back into the wild so they kept them. People need to talk about the Stevensons more me thinks.

wait thats adorable...

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The Stevensons dance lessons have escalated into full-on dance battles!

-Fish

wonderous... i feel like the stevensons would be pretty competetive

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adding on the to dancing lessons, the Stevensons also give the two relationship advice and the two affectionally refer to the Stevensons as grandma and grandpa

-Mark's blanket

ehehehehehehehehheheheheh

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The Stevensons give Logan and Hailey dancing lessons 🥹

-Mark's blanket

WAIT THIS IS ADORABLE. THANK YOU. the stevensons basically go "These are our grandkids now. Do you want cookies."

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mr. stevenson named the pet birds, mrs. stevenson gave them their accessories. the birds are also named after the members of the beatles (john the cockatiel, paul the owl, george the parrot, and ringo the oriole)

mr stevensoon as a beatles fan..

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The Stevensons share videos of their birds online. They share tips on how to care for them, some of the things they get up to, etc.

-Fish Anon 🐟

they so would run a youtube channel about the birds

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Hi it's me the person with the former bird rehabilitator Stevensons headcanon anyways

The Stevensons give Ian bird care tips and help to round up the chicks when they get out

The cockatiel also has formed a pack bond with all of the chicks. Its like a parent to them all.

Tfw your cockatiel adopts several dozen yellow chicks /silly

the birbssssssssssss

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! cw alcohol disc 🍀

regarding alcohol (Obviously .)

ian is like. the lightest of weights. a couple shots and hes OUTTTTT though i dont think he drinks tbh. followed by .. paige ..... i dont think she'd go out of her way to drink but if you invited her out and she had the time she'd be like "sure why not" edega mark and lucky probably have around the same tolerance. to which i imagine to be average (edega leaning lighter though. he probably prefers to be the designated driver. smth smth being drunk is embarrassing) samurai and miner can probably tank a whole bottle of vodka and not feel the buzz 💀 stevensons im not sure tbh . mrs stevenson seems like a wine drinker though. insom idk either...... im purposefully excluding evil politician idc im hitting him over the head with beer bottle shinji style

this is fucking wonderous and i never have ever considered this thank you......