#stfu brain

[thunderheadfred]

Did my full PT routine two days in a row and therefore no one should criticize me

[charliedrawsbadly]

Me, watching some sort of romance happen in a TV show or book: Wow, that's adorable.

My brain: Hey you'll never have that.

Me: Thanks for the reminder asshole.

[erosmutt]

i keep having intrusive thoughts about being stabbed does somebody wanna switch brains

[dudewhereismytardisx]

Yeah, break ups hurt like hell...

But why does no one talk about how much it hurts to let a friendship you loved with all your heart go?

[blackjackkent]

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[screamin-abt-haikyuu]

I might look fine but on the inside I am always yelling about Asahi.

[clockworkspider]

Me: I just need to focus and send off these files really fast

Brain: heh, risky penis. *On repeat*

[elysiumcalled]

I wanna fuck on my lunch break