summary ; stoner! han & stoner! reader late night fanstasmical daydreaming / swooning
warnings ; language, weed, super dorky, me just projecting me and my stoner boyfriend onto this
word count ; 582
track ; james joint, rihanna
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It's quiet nights like these where you find yourself so... at peace. Your racing anxiety fueled mind seems to just up and stop. No matter how hard you try, you can't panic. You can barely even feel. All you do feel is pure love radiating from your lover.
You rest your head on his lap while he holds a bong to the side, not wanting to hold it straight over your relaxed face. It's such a rare occurrence to see, and he doesn't want to fuck up by accidentally hitting you in the face with a five pound glass bong. Somehow, he knows he'll find a way. He's a little clumsy when he's this high.
He's just so beautiful, and kind, and amazing, and so fucking sweet. You just can't get enough of him, especially since he always leaves you for so long. In a way, you feel like he hates you. He never answers your calls or texts, always leaving you on delivered. You don't care if it's seven in the evening here and three in the morning there, he should answer. Just jokes, just jokes.
But in all seriousness, Han is the best thing to ever happen to you.
He gestures between his mouth and you, using his pointer finger. He's asking if you want him to blow the hit in your face. With a lopsided smile, you nod.
The bowl smells different now. A little more citrusy, sweet, even. It's good. You're too tired to hit it yourself, so this brief taste of oranges will keep you entertained, at least for now. Well, the whole living room is hotboxed, so you'll wind up getting another whiff of it somehow.
"You seem really relaxed," he giggles, staring down at your dialated pupils and still face.
You nod, pupils returning to their normal size as you refocus on his pretty face. "Very."
He half-snorts. "You miss blazing up with me?"
You nod again. "Yes," you giggle all stupidly, "Never leave me again. Hate smoking by myself." you frown with a smile peeking through the corners of your lips.
"Yes sir/ma'am," he salutes, "Never leaving this house again."
You roll your eyes playfully. "You're so pretty."
"No, I'm not," he replies, setting the bong down on the floor, temporarily squishing your face with his chest. "You're gorgeous."
"Nuh uh," you shake your head.
You rest in silence for a moment.
It's so peaceful, tranquill. You can hear crickets chirping outside, and through the sheer curtains over the opened windows, you can see fireflies glowing in the night. A soft breeze trails in, cooling the hot room down a bit. The smell of the sweet outside trails in, and brings the stench of reefer out with it.
You had the windows open before, considering the nice weather, but with a lack of a breeze, none of that cool air had been coming in. Thankfully, as you were breaking a sweat, the wind had come along.
Something about the smell of the cold, night air makes your stomach rumble.
"I'm hungry," you sigh, breaking the silence.
"What for?" he asks, gently moving your head off of his lap onto the couch cushion. He stands up and moves towards the kitchen, waiting for a response. "Snack or meal?"
"Snack," you answer, "Something warm, I dunno."
"Uh..." he looks at the pantry, "Ramen? Topokki?"
"Topokki," you smile, "Thank you!"
"Of course," he lightly smiles, "Anything for my amazing, gorgeous, funny, super cool lover."
hi it’s 👽 i saw that you wrote about a reader that smokes weed in your felix oneshot and i was just wondering what type of potheads you think skz members would be
POTHEADS — stray kids
스트레이 키즈 ⨳ genre/s: headcanons (?) ⨳ warnings: obviously the members of skz are stoners, mentions of anxiety, stress, feeling overwhelmed, let me know if i missed anything please i’m high ⨳ rating: 18+ ⨳ word count: 1.8k ⨳ summary: green decides what kind of stoners the stray kids members are.
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🍃 방찬 — BANG CHAN.
I feel like he started smoking weed after he heard it helped relieve anxiety and stress as well as insomnia. He keeps a bong in his bedroom right under his bed so he can give it a few hits right before bed. Chan also seems to me like the kind of person who would walk around with a handful of neatly-rolled joints in a small tin box that also carries a lighter. It’s often that Chan would excuse himself and walk towards his car just to smoke a joint to calm his mind as soon as his anxiety started to get the better of him, and he would return to work red-eyed and freshly sprayed cologne that everyone pretended to not notice.
When he’s high alone he almost always finds himself staring at the ceiling with a blank expression for a long while, just feeling the blissful emptiness of his own mind. He also just sleeps heavily, like sometimes he’ll be immediately knocked out after a hit of his bong or two. If he’s high while working he finds it easier to focus and really get into the zone of the most routine parts of it, and sometimes being high really helps him think better when it comes to writing. It’s mostly just a hit or miss.
However, when he’s high along with friends, it becomes a different story entirely. He’s just so energetic, so talkative and giggly — there’s a reason he’s so popular amongst idols. He treats the world like a wonder that delights him every single time. Whatever story you tell him, it is received with great enthusiasm and it’s the very thing most like about him.
On the downside, smoking as much as he does really causes memory loss for him, and it’s a struggle he accepts if it means a good night’s sleep. He actually did try to stay sober for at least a month and found that he hated who he became without weed since he didn’t have anything to console his anxiety or to knock him out for the night.
🍃 리노 — LEE KNOW.
Minho doesn’t exactly give me stoner vibes, but I do think he enjoys eating edibles (a.k.a. Felix’s brownies) every once in a while to take the edge off or to relax with the boys. If he’s feeling a little more adventurous, he’ll smoke from whatever the others are smoking from — bong, pipe, joint, whatever. Generally speaking, though, I wouldn’t consider him to be a full-blown pothead since I don’t think he’s the kind to enjoy the feeling of not being in control of his awareness often.
Regardless of if he’s alone or not, I think he would be the kind of guy who would just eat constantly. As a matter of fact, don’t even talk to him if you don’t have something to feed him. It’s ridiculous, honestly. When he is eating, though, he’s so giggly. Jokes that he wouldn’t laugh at, he finds to be the funniest damn thing in the world — just no thought process going on, just giggles.
🍃 창빈 — CHANGBIN.
Changbin started smoking as a teenager and this is a hill I’m willing to die on even though there’s literally nothing that I could say to justify this opinion — I can just picture him sneaking out of the house and school to smoke joints with his buddies and then enjoying the nauseous thrill of getting away with it when he’d return to where he’s supposed to be. I think this might be when he discovered his passion for rapping, I think he was goofing around with his friends singing and rapped a little too well. He probably became curious about it and started doing research and trying to write some verses for himself.
Perhaps he tried to quit around the time of his debut, though, since he wanted to remain sober and sharp during this extremely crucial period of his career. He did so well for a long time, you’d never tell he used to get high all the time back in his teenage years. But then he recognized the familiar scent of weed in the dormitories with the other members and quickly found out it was because of Chan — that was enough for him to return to his old ways, his leader was doing it while being the company’s golden child.
Presently, I believe Changbin only smokes out of a bong. He’s at that point in life where he doesn’t really care about leaving something so obviously related to weed out in his room, so he keeps it in the bathroom cabinet that he uses by himself in his own apartment. There’s not a moment he’s home but not high, it’s the first thing he does when he wakes up, comes back home, and goes to sleep. That bong is always packed, and he genuinely loves it that way. It just makes him feel like he’s traveled back to the days he was young and naive, writing only for himself and rapping in exchange for the laughter of his friends.
While high, he’d also feel starved all the time. It’s not uncommon for him to be eating so much after getting high — which explains the constant jokes the other members make about him loving to eat so much, he’s always high. He’s also very loud and giggly, and just loves making other people laugh. However, if you catch him alone, he’d likely rope into you a very intense conversation in which you confess your darkest thoughts and feelings though he never judges and keeps it to himself.
🍃 현진 — HYUNJIN.
Being such a devout artist and enjoyer of the arts, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he stumbled upon like-minded people who happened to also spend time smoking weed. He’d love it from the first puff of smoke, freely allowing his mind to fog up as he melted into every tingle of his skin that seemed to follow the beat of the music playing in the distance. This would be the moment that would forever change the course of his life as he soon found himself obsessed with perfecting the art of rolling a flawless joint.
He would often add various types of flowers into his joint just to enhance his experience. The beautiful mixture of the very different types of flowers was absolutely intoxicating, and it always inspired him with an abundance of creativity that he always spilt into either the blank canvases he’d buy in dozens or the hundreds of half-filled notebooks he collected everywhere.
I feel like Hyunjin and Changbin would enjoy smoking together a lot. Changbin already likes having deep conversations when he’s like this, and I feel like Hyunjin would also enjoy having these types of conversations as well as the philosophical ones. And I think Hyunjin would like smoking with Felix, too, since they’d always end up listening to soft music that makes them feel like they’re levitating while describing every thought that crosses their mind.
Sometimes he would accidentally get too high, which then causes to become very anxious. For this, he always carries various crystals in his pockets for him to fiddle with as a way to ground himself. But overall, I’d kill to smoke with him so we can be artists together and then maybe even share our works and have a whole discussion about it all. It just sounds so peaceful to me.
🍃 한 — HAN.
Han was encouraged by Chan to start smoking, that much I would say. He’s just so overwhelmed with anxiety, constantly feeling as though he were a cup full of water that is just about to spill over. So Chan invited him into his world of soothing serenity as he’d smoke him out for a while. Eventually Han just started getting his own pipe and his own weed.
His memory is absolutely shot as of now, but it’s okay because he’s not so overly-conscious of the fact that he’s constantly perceived by other people so he’ll consider it a win anyway. He would constantly smell like weed, which the other members find irritating because they’d panic about someone finding out they all smoke. He just always gets a little too high and forgets that he’s not supposed to be a pothead.
🍃 이용복 — FELIX.
I’m not sure when exactly he would start smoking, but I do know he would be the kind of guy to mindlessly always be smoking people out when he smokes. He just enjoys having company when he’s taking the edge off, he definitely sees socializing as smoking and vice versa. It’s very rare to catch him hanging out with a friend and not smoking with them.
Whenever he finds out about a tour or a long trip away from home for work, he’s always sure to bake some treats so he can still get high without drawing too much attention to himself with the smell. He’s just paranoid, but it’s fine. Felix also just likes bragging about his baking skills since nobody ever really tastes the usual twinge of weed, it could really pass as a normal brownie until it hits you an hour later.
Yeah, he’s always high, I’m so certain of it, he’s just very good at hiding it.
🍃 승민 — SEUNGMIN.
Seungmin was probably very bewildered when he found out his members smoked weed, always watching them get high while he sat in a corner quietly. He’d be so curious to know what it felt like, but the members didn’t let him even hold a lighter before he was old enough to. That doesn’t mean he didn’t constantly irritate the members while trying to take a puff whenever they smoked together.
As soon as he was considered an adult, he bought himself so much weed along with a brand new bong as well as a whole box of prerolls to celebrate. He did stop smoking it pretty soon after, though, because he realized the risks of damage to his throat if he continued so he now settles with the edibles.
He’s very goofy when he’s high, too, always throwing sly jokes left and right as if his life depended on it. He just likes making others laugh since the silence feels too loud. I’d also dare say he becomes very sleepy easily as well, so he’d probably be the first to knock out in the middle of a smoking session.
🍃 아이엔 — I.N.
Jeongin definitely had mixed feelings about his members smoking when he found out. He was raised with the very emphasized idea that smoking and doing drugs will definitely lead to your own demise so he was definitely very concerned for his members. However, everyone was very surprised when he actually asked to smoke for his birthday to celebrate his becoming an official adult — he just wanted to at least try it out before he condemned something.
Him getting into the sticky world of potheads was probably even more surprising. Jeongin is mostly a social smoker, but sometimes he enjoys rolling very uneven joints for himself to smoke when he’s particularly overwhelmed. Overall, he’s very much quiet when high, always observing everyone else with an occasional laugh every now and then. It almost feels like he’s watching a scene from a movie, he’d say.
posted: 06 • 30 • 2024
💬 a note from green;
This was honestly so much fun to do while stoned myself, I genuinely want to smoke with all the members of SKZ so badly. I’m also so psyched to find fellow stoner stays on here, let’s all smoke together please and thank you. Thank you so much for the request! Sending you all the love!
He doesn't sell, well not really anyway. The only reason he got into selling weed in the first place was due to a friend's older brother heading off to college. He needed someone to sell the rest of his bud and since he knew his little brother had friends who smoked, it was decided that chan was the most responsible and thus the best choice. He was extremely reluctant but ended being quite a good salesman. Now as an adult he only sells to friends and family (if they promise not to tell his mom). Only recently were you added to that very exclusive list.
You both frequented the same laundry mat and the similar aroma stuck on both of your bags of dirty clothes, led you both to discover you may have a similar past time. You usually liked to keep to yourself but since you both seemed to be the only people in the city who liked to to wash clothes at 6 AM, it was almost impossible to ignore each other. Quick little nods of recognition, turned into sharing donut holes from the Dunkin Donuts next door. Before you knew it you were matching in his car as you both waited for your clothes to dry. Now you cop off him every couple of weeks but nothing beats being alone with him, passing blunts back and forth, watching the sun come up.
CHANGBIN
Where bang chan is a casual plug, changbin is not. He's got it all: flower, carts, hash, edibles. Whatever you could want, he's got and for pretty reasonable prices. He is organized, punctual, and on point. He's got a private IG where he posts his current menus, takes trips to California to re-up every few months, and has a couple friends working for him who he lives with. They do the drops he doesn't want to do. Someone on the Northside of the city wants delivery for an eighth? Not happening. But maybe Jisung would be down?
You meet him through a friend of a friend at a halloween party. You walked into the designated smoking room to see a few people you recognized and a very well built man breaking bud down on a tray in his lap. He was dressed as Mr. Clean. You remembered not being able to tell he was in costume until he picked up a poorly made bald cap he had clearly put on and then ripped off because he "was hot as fuck". You remembered bursting into laughter when he attempted to put the torn up bald-cap back on his head. Now your relationship mainly consists of smoking in his room. You obviously buy weed from him but you seem to spend more time talking about life and enjoying each other's company more than you would expect. You find yourself looking forward to seeing him whenever you get low on weed. He may or may not feel the same way
(I expanded on this in a previous post if you're interested)
JISUNG
He drives like a fucking maniac (no pun intended). Don't get me wrong is a very good driver, but he pushes his skills to the limit very often. He usually spends way too much time talking to his custies just shooting the shit and talking about life before he gets a text from changbin and realizes he was supposed to be at his next drop like 44 minutes ago. Then off he goes onto the highway weaving through traffic, only slowing down when he sees a potential undercover officer. Changbin has told him he needs to be more punctual and he does try but jisung is just very personable. He likes catching up with customers and seeing people while dropping off goodies and getting paid at the same time. Plus he gets sparked up every so often so its a win win! This is how he meets you.
He was delivering some bud to one of your friends and you just happen to be over at their house that day. He pulls up almost an hour late, music bumping just loud enough to hear but not so loud it would wake the neighbors. Rolling the window down, smoke billowed from the inside almost obstructing your view of the man inside completely. "Fuck- my bad let me just-" he said before pushing the door open letting the majority of the smoke out. When he did he was not what you expected. You expected some big scary looking mafia guy or something but he was a lean, youthful looking, handsome man with a very pretty smile. Your friend offered for him to stay for a while and smoke but he mumbled about being late to some other drops. You remember thinking that his hair looked soft just as his eyes met yours. He pauses for a moment. You see him check his phone. An incoming call from "BIN" causing it to vibrate in his hand. He presses the lock button before shoving it in his pocket. "Actually I think I have some time."
