#stop bouncing

[screamingdeathsand]

Me: why do people even have trampolines. “Look at me I can bounce real high haha bounce bounce bounce” like. Get a life. Dumb bitch, who cares about bouncing.

Friend: hey where did you get that pogo stick.

Me: why don’t *bounce* you mind *bounce* your own *bounce* fucking *bounce* business *bounce*

[dogcoding]

i may show it but the busted suspension on this bus really be giving me brain damage

[snakekiller9119]

Me and the homies hate Wacky Workbench on SonicCD.

[luckymasie-main]

Me: *cracks knuckles* Alright. Let’s get some programming done Brain: *unfocused ADHD screeching* Body: *perpetual motion* Me: Or that. That works too.

[caspersbastardchild]

the fact that these boys are liverpool fans just makes me wanna hate this song

[thefineartofbitchcraft]

askthegirldetective:

“I’m pretty sure those were child labor laws to protect minors,” Nancy chuckled, setting down her notebook and pen anyway in favor of resting her hands on her girlfriend’s hips. “And what would I do with those few hours, hm?”

( ♛ : askthegirldetective )

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Madison laughed at that those words. "Well those laws didn't protect me much when I was a minor. I worked many sixteen hour days on set." The blonde had often complained about being so young and having to work so much but she really had no say. She was the only one in her family working and it wasn't like her parents would let her quit. The feeling of Nancy's hands on her small waist made her let out a soft purr. "Gee I don't know...why don't we go take a bubble bath together. With candles. Doesn't that sound nice?"

[flokism-archive]

im sick of seeing emma watson bouncing in the tumblr radar

[feathermud]

Getting reeeeal tired of your shit, Emma Watson.