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[velnna]

My honest reaction to news of literally anything being turned into a live action show

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

will growing up constantly thinking "maybe in another universe mike would love me back" and then the whole bravebyers dynamic happens and paladin mike is just acting all natural about the fact him and cleric will are in love in their world

and will just smiles back sadly thinking that means he was right and "yeah, in another universe"

[xoxojisu]

thinking abt katsuki's tummy..

it starts simple. he’s laying back on your bed, hoodie riding up a little, abs just barely peeking out. you’re curled next to him, cheek against his chest, arms around his waist.

but then you shift lower.

at first he thinks you’re just getting comfy, but then your cheek presses to his stomach, and you let out this soft little hum like you’ve just found your favorite place in the world.

“…what’re you doin’ down there?”

“mm… tummy,” you mumble, totally content.

he stares at the ceiling, fighting demons. his ears are beginning to tint pink.

“the hell does that mean.”

“i love your tummy,” you say, voice muffled. “so warm. so comfy.”

you press a gentle little kiss just above his waistband and he physically short-circuits. muscles twitch. cheeks go red. brain is just static and mush.

“jesus christ,” he mutters, dragging a hand down his face.

but he doesn’t stop you. doesn’t even move. just lays there like a sacrificial lamb while you rub your cheek against his tummy and kiss it again, whispering “i love you i love you i love you.”

“you’re such a freak,” he grumbles.

you grin. “but you like it.”

he covers his face with a pillow and groans. “shut up.”

you kiss his tummy again. “never.”

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[h3adfirstforv4mpirez]

i’m actually crying. cannot handle this.

[inbabylontheywept]

it is uniquely frustrating to hate someone, and want bad for them, but also, less bad for them than the bad that they're currently getting. like i want them to pop their bike tire on the way to work and get all sweaty running their flat-tire bike in and then be self conscious all day about BO stank. i want them to grind their teeth in their sleep so that they wince every time they take a sip of cold water. i dont want their marriage to fail and their kids to hate them and for them to develop addictions to drinking and gambling.

like buddy i want to kick your ass but im never gonna get the chance because there is no world where i can possibly kick your ass harder than you kick your own. so stop it. stop kicking your own ass. please. give yourself a break. at least long enough for the rest of us can give you a kick.

[scary-friend]

anytime the term “schizo” is used to insult someone an angel dies.

[dlskksdn]

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