it is uniquely frustrating to hate someone, and want bad for them, but also, less bad for them than the bad that they're currently getting. like i want them to pop their bike tire on the way to work and get all sweaty running their flat-tire bike in and then be self conscious all day about BO stank. i want them to grind their teeth in their sleep so that they wince every time they take a sip of cold water. i dont want their marriage to fail and their kids to hate them and for them to develop addictions to drinking and gambling.
like buddy i want to kick your ass but im never gonna get the chance because there is no world where i can possibly kick your ass harder than you kick your own. so stop it. stop kicking your own ass. please. give yourself a break. at least long enough for the rest of us can give you a kick.
