#stop touching things

[skyfallscotland]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND HOW DID IT HAPPEN IN BETWEEN BITES OF MY TOAST?!

STOP IT I’VE HAD ENOUGH

I CAN’T EVEN HAVE A GROUP CHAT AND YOU DO THIS?????

[hellcat1980]

Stop Touching Things

“WAIT!!!”  Ian exclaimed; voice laced with panic as soon as he saw the blues go gray. Mickey tried to shake him off, but the koala hold Ian had around his chest, he couldn’t get out of the grasp. Then came the words of reassurance, whispered in his ear in the gravelly voice that took all the fight out of him. Someone had grabbed Ian’s ass. Mickey was in touch him and die mode. Looking at the asshole, Mickey twisted his head and locked lips with Ian.  With a smirk and menace-laced tone, he looked back, “Don’t touch what’s not yours.”

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Second @galladrabbles from @michellemisfit's prompt of Panic. Been deep in planning of a few different projects and reading a few touch him and die books this week...well here we are!

[taz-clark]

because i was once again asked how I, an Australian, survive the wildlife here.

im going to tell you.

come here. closer. this is ancient super serious knowledge that will save your life from our deadly animals.

ready?

don't. fucking. touch. it.

don't touch. do not. do not do the thing with your hand, the reaching with the fingers and the touching. don't do it.

see an animal?

don't touch.

spider? fish? snake? bug? bird? lizard? kangaroo? fluffy thing?

no touchy.

yes, even the cute things. even that lil innocent looking guy. see him cute face?

DONT TOUCH IT.

it really is that fucking easy. stop touching the wildlife. you are not special and it does not love you.

[teachinginreallife]

When I repeat myself multiple times a day

[prison-mikes-bandana]

ManDADlorian: STOP TOUCHING THINGS

Baby Yoda:

[blissfullyshipping]

Saw this on Reddit and couldn't stop laughing lmaooo

[mapletreeonfire]

baby yoda really went there and was like, "hi, yes, this is your captain squealing"

[thelifeofafostersibling]

Life with toddlers summed up in a single picture: