#strattcarland

[cabinette]

this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional

[pineappical]

kalapastangan

[moltengoldveins]

Warning: A little bit of titty

[eclipseotakux]

this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional👇👇👇

WATCH NOW👈

[moltengoldveins]

Worst possible iteration of “Stratt Grace and Carl all end up on the Hail Mary” is the coma fails for Stratt and Carl just like it does for Ilyukinha and Yao and Grace has to go through THEIR personal effects before he remembers them and all of the photos Carl has with him and all of the sneaky candids he’d taken of Grace with Stratt and all of their little personal memories and realizing all too quickly that he can’t remember these people, but he’s pretty sure he loved them. And judging by their things, the mug he vaguely remembers buying for Carl with “worlds best (astrophage) dad” on it, the fox keychain tucked between Stratt’s sweaters he thinks might’ve been his, once, the few shots of Stratt smiling at Grace while his back was turned and the stack of… coffee receipts? That Carl kept? (Two venti blacks, quad shot, an earl grey and an iced strawberry matcha with double syrup) they just might have loved him back. Before he really even remembers his name, or anything about himself, he thinks he was loved.

and then he has to bury them at space.

And then he remembers what they did to him.

[moltengoldveins]

More patrovacule aboard the Hail Mary AU feat: a broken AC unit and the two hottest people Carl has ever seen.

[moltengoldveins]

*taps mic* is this thing on?

[moltengoldveins]

Not patient enough to finish this rn but Patrovacule Hail Mary AU my beloved, Stratt would be having NONE of that “opening the argon atmosphere container outside of the safe box” shit.